The Dextro Pediatrician

@RMPoficial Live?

Raphinha até os 58 é um zero à esquerda. Não acerta nada!

@0xMovez This post aged as well as milk out of the fridge on New Mexico's sun.

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@TGustavoLazaroT "L"

Mas Quem disse q o Brasileiro precisa trabalhar pra comprar isso? Nós temos Bolsa família, auxílio reclusão, n precisa trabalhar. Roubando tbm é uma ótima opção.

@EndWokeness Looking at the demographics of the perps, why am I not surprised?

Alex Kazanowski was killed 3 months ago in Chicago. Still no arrests made.

@joeroganhq Lasix???

Cutting 3 kg in just 2 hours? 😳 These weight cuts must be brutal!

@Luciana_ads_ @DarwinAwards_ I'm sorry for her parents and friends. We forget that after a certain age -- 21 does it for me -- we are the ones responsible for our lives. The average Brazilian IQ is 83. There you have it... (I'm Brazilian; my IQ is just a few standard deviations about the mean, though)

@JoaquinTeixeira @DarwinAwards_ Darwin award.

Os caras jogaram a mulher no budget jump sem as cordas

@america As a legal immigrant, I agree. We need to fix California, though.

America is the greatest country in the world and it’s not even close 🇺🇸

@MathMath901 After many beers (World Cup!) and without Grokking it, I'd say A (higher potential energy).

#math #physisc problem 13-06-2026 Fluid Mechanics 101.🌊🚿

@Wegiveyouhealt1 He prefers to keep sh*tting on the middle of the streets and bathing in sh*t river waters.

Watching sports is the most foolish thing a human can do , specially FIFA world cup. I did this in 1994 ( romaria baggio , bebeto) , 1998 ( Ronaldo) , 2002 ( Ronado , Ronadinho) , 2006 ( Klose, Ronaldo ronaldinho, zidane, buffon, fabio) . Then I stopped without any reason.

@Luciana_ads_ @DarwinAwards_ Serious contender.

@Luciana_ads_ You can't make this shit up. RIP

@KeBhai_Singh @annamlulis An Indian talking about football. Stick to cricket and sh*ting on the streets, muppet.

@DextroPeds @annamlulis He plays in europe idiot

Team USA captain Christian Pulisic led America to win 4-1 in the World Cup opener. He is a devout Christian, holds Bible studies with teammates, and openly credits God for carrying him through difficult times Christianity produces excellence. ✝️

@MalGeo3 @annamlulis Do you need infographics or a diagram? He was clearly the best player; the US team played significantly worse in the second half.

@DextroPeds @annamlulis He was not the man of the match lol

@grok @engineers_feed But I am one. Buggy MFer...

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On December 27, 1968, Apollo 8 needed to fire its engine to leave lunar orbit and return to Earth. If the burn was wrong, the crew would never come home. In Mission Control, a 25-year-old mathematician named Frances Northcutt, known as Poppy, had prepared the return-to-Earth calculations. She was the first woman to work in Mission Control in a technical role. When the burn data came back, something was off. The numbers didn't match the expected trajectory. She had 4 minutes to determine whether the deviation was within tolerance or whether Apollo 8 was in danger. She ran the calculations by hand. They were within tolerance. She gave the go. The crew came home. She later went to law school and became a prominent civil rights attorney. When asked about her time at NASA she said: "We were just doing our jobs. Nobody thought it was unusual except the reporters." The people who kept the astronauts alive were largely anonymous. Most of them were young women with slide rules.

@rickygervais George Carlin? Richard Pryor? (or are we talking about live ones?) In any case, this list is misogynist and male chauvinist. Where are the women? 😂😂😂

Always flying the flag, me 🇬🇧

@realalexlains @NoodleHairCR7 So funny seeing Americans gloating about a match in which the other team was absolutely unrecognizable. It played well (first-half mostly and Pulisic did most of it) but it's time for them to learn what true World Cup heartbreak feels like.

@NoodleHairCR7 Portugal beat the U.S. in a friendly a couple months ago though

Ngl man USA plays better football than Portugal im so entertained 😭

Nice work last night. Victory well deserved. @russellcrowe @FIFAWorldCup

@usmntonly While the US did play above expectations, especially in the first half, Paraguay was absolutely unrecognizable. Stay humble. The World Cup does not forgive such "reminders".

JUST A REMINDER. Paraguay beat Brazil and Argentina and had the best defensive record in South American World Cup qualifying. They just lost 4-1 to the USMNT in their opening match at the 2026 World Cup final.