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@CobwebArmy @TMZ Lol mental

@TMZ If only this happened in Azusa, CA ‘Everything from A to Z in the USA’

Officers from the Azusa Police Department discovered the body of 37-year-old Eric Valencia decomposing in the backseat of one of their police vehicles. Details: tmz.me/WF35SoZ 📸: Azusa Police Department

@mrwtffacts Typical brainless contractors

In Beirut, Lebanon, two men attempted to transport a massive load of heavy tiles in a passenger elevator. The excess weight caused it to give way and free-fall into the shaft. Both were seriously injured.

@EDBRicky @mrwtffacts Great great great observation 👏👏 yes!

@mrwtffacts But elevators have maximum weight, which is indicated.. Fools!

@unusual_whales Fuck April 1st.

April fools. (PS: you can generate images and heatmaps like this for $SPY at unusualwhales.com/heatmaps)

@NewsAsset Poor guy 😒

A.I. and Robotics will take over the world! Robotics & A.I.:

@stillbounty @CollinRugg Nothing ever surprises me these days

@DickyMenard @CollinRugg Not surprised but shocked

JUST IN: Mt. Everest guides accused of “poisoning” climbers to trigger helicopter rescues as part of an insurance scam. The guides have allegedly been lacing hikers' food and pressuring them into taking expensive rescue helicopter evacuations. "Guides with the trekking agencies allegedly poisoned tourists by putting baking soda in their food to trigger severe gastrointestinal distress that mimicked altitude sickness or food poisoning," the New York Post reports. Operators would allegedly then forge medical documents and flight documents to charge international travel insurers. According to police, the groups have received $19.69 million in insurance payouts. Police in Nepal have charged 32 individuals for organized crime and fraud, including trekking company owners, helicopter operators, and hospital executives.

@WatcherGuru Fuck Polymarket!

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 71% chance Elon Musk becomes the world's first trillionaire this year.

@stillbounty @CollinRugg I’m not surprised

@CollinRugg If this is true, then that’s beyond messed up; turning people’s safety into a money scheme is as low as it gets

@ekimzepol @ClownWorld Lol white?

@ClownWorld All I noticed was the white girl having a seizure on the right there…

Two women ran out on their tab after eating and drinking at Tasty Tails in Dallas. The small family-owned restaurant is now asking for help identifying them. Situations like this hurt local businesses and make things harder for everyone else

@ExitVector @unusual_whales I wouldn’t be surprised

@DickyMenard @unusual_whales People trust the ‘organic’ label way too much… it’s not nearly as tightly controlled as most believe

Leafy greens such as spinach and perennial kid favorites such as strawberries and grapes held the highest levels of potentially harmful pesticide residues based on government tests, according to the 2026 Shopper's Guide to Pesticides in Produce and CNN

@ExitVector @unusual_whales Organic only 🤔

@unusual_whales So the ‘healthy’ foods are actually the most contaminated? What are we even supposed to eat at this point?

@unusual_whales Fuck

@mast3rkraft @foundmyfitness Well…that’s the point of the blender…to start eating less 😆

@foundmyfitness maybe start by eating less shit in general and moving more instead of trying to sell me a $400 stainless steel blender

Plastic blenders are a source of microplastics that most people overlook. Those with plastic jars or pitchers release microplastics, and even nanoplastics, into blended food or drinks due to friction and mechanical abrasion during blending. A single 30-second blending cycle can release up to 1 billion (yes, with a "b") micro- and nanoplastic particles. BPA-free products are safer but can still release particles due to heavy use, heat, or abrasion. My advice is to switch to a completely stainless-steel blender. It's the only way to avoid contamination. Thanks to @StevenBartlett for allowing me to audit his kitchen! Check out the full episode.

@NateGeraci Ffuuuuuuuuuuuuck 😆

Eth investors while tokenization goes mainstream…

@InYoSzn @arielhelwani No.

@DickyMenard @arielhelwani Speed difference isn’t there and 205 is so ass

Joe Pyfer beats Israel Adesanya via 2nd round TKO. Biggest moment of his young career by far.

@InYoSzn @arielhelwani What!? Lol

@DickyMenard @arielhelwani Ya, 205 gotta happen

@InYoSzn @arielhelwani That was unacceptable tho shit damn

@DickyMenard @arielhelwani Super still one of the goats

@InYoSzn @arielhelwani Sad

@arielhelwani I hope Adesanya retires. Or give him a can

@BevRoseMilt @arielhelwani Shit!

@arielhelwani Izzy reduced to gatekeeper

@MikeBohn Beautiful fight

Your winner by knockout. #UFCSeattle