Kingsley Onwuanabile

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Kingsley Onwuanabile

@Dkingzman

Do not destroy that which you cannot build

参加日 Ağustos 2019

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Kingsley Onwuanabile@Dkingzman·31 Oca

@Hayylez My dad once told me I was lucky I wasn't born during the slave trade, he would have sold me and used the money to buy toys for my siblings... As the man talk am, I just weak. Of all things, na toys my papa wan use the money buy! Lol

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Kingsley Onwuanabile@Dkingzman·3m

@Realjmartins @PeterPsquare @rudeboypsquare They are not bringing any “shame on Ndi Igbo”. It is their personal shit, not ours. Leave us out of their madness. By the way, is this your tweet necessary? You have their contacts and addresses; why didn’t you speak to them directly?

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J Martins@Realjmartins·1h

These are my brothers for more two decades, i still don't understand why one will just wake up decades to change his own birthday separate from his twin brother? @PeterPsquare @rudeboypsquare can we fix these stuff inside our house & not bring this shame on Ndi Igbo nke anyi

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Kingsley Onwuanabile@Dkingzman·27m

@PoojaMedia Where is the last sentence coming from? Is anyone fighting them for talking about their families? It’s actually you journalists (sorry, photographers) that get pissed whenever they choose family over unnecessary punditry and photoshoots

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POOJA!!!@PoojaMedia·1h

Pep had issues with his family cos of less time with them. Oscar said he moved to China cos of his family. Henry said he is not thinking of returning to full coaching cos of less time with his family. Kompany said no to World Cup gig cos he wants to spend time with his family. When footballers talk about their family, just respect it. 🙏🏻

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Kingsley Onwuanabile@Dkingzman·2h

@KE_MrBlack Every family have their own way. Whatever works for them, fine

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MrBlack™@KE_MrBlack·3h

Husband closes work at 4 pm, wife closes at 7 pm. Who should prepare dinner?😂

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Kingsley Onwuanabile@Dkingzman·3h

@egi_nupe Is this really important? I don’t explain my worth (present or past) to people who don’t know me. If you say I am poor, you’re right, and if you say I’m rich, you’re equally right. I don’t glorify random people with unnecessary responses

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Foundational Nupe Lawyer@egi_nupe·3h

You lie. At 27, I was already married. A millionaire in one digit. Owned acre of land. Have my own car Working in a good law firm. Earning decent pay Running side business.

ace🔭@AceskipperB

@egi_nupe This is a Tipically example of you when you were 27, You had nothing and was still in law School

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Kingsley Onwuanabile@Dkingzman·4h

@Albertyemy @BwalaDaniel But he hasn’t come for second term yet 😀😀😀

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Nwanguma Emeka Albert@Albertyemy·4h

@BwalaDaniel Have you seen how disgraceful this was?

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D. H Bwala@BwalaDaniel·4h

Reading the apology either like he was at gun point or he was forced to read a demotion acceptance speech. Talk about a nercesssit

High Chief Lawrence Igbins Okoro@HighChiefOkoro

The moment Rufai Oseni was compelled by his own employer to apologize live on air after being caught on camera harassing law enforcement officers simply for doing their job. In any serious society, conduct like that would attract real consequences, not media sympathy or excuses.

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Kingsley Onwuanabile@Dkingzman·20h

@BiaPulse @Adiikobi Haba! The man has barely spent one year in office. When did he embezzle the money?

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Bia Pulse@BiaPulse·1d

This is the man heading the University of Nigeria, Nsukka (UNN). He has embezzled the entire maintenance budget of the university and quietly relocated his family abroad.

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Kingsley Onwuanabile@Dkingzman·1d

@egi_nupe We go need to change this our logo ooo. E dey do me like say na “uwaka shege” I dey see

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Foundational Nupe Lawyer@egi_nupe·1d

Officially, my party 😎

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Kingsley Onwuanabile@Dkingzman·1d

@Vk_Preacher You better come out with the complete story. I had to follow you in anticipation of the rejoinder

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Preacher@Vk_Preacher·1d

Alrightttt Time to come clean My septic pump burned up & I had to dig up the tank lid to replace it. So I decided to have a little fun with it by making this post I certainly wasn't anticipating 3+ million people becoming this heavily invested in my shitter tank 🤣

Preacher@Vk_Preacher

A couple of months ago I noticed an electrical box - it was hidden in some bushes in my yard Had two power cables plugged into it Today, curiosity got the better of me- So I started digging I pulled at the wires and started digging down, untangling them as I went. Ever so careful not to accidentally cut them. After a few hours I hit something solid, something that the wires were feeding into Concrete. I frantically started widening the hole I had made in the tough soil- trying to find the edges of this mysterious structure And then I saw it: a metal D-ring. Attached to a hatch. The previous owners told me not to go digging around in the yard I think I found their secret

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Kingsley Onwuanabile@Dkingzman·1d

@FirstDoctor I’ve heard about this before. But my worry is this: during labour and delivery of the first child, wouldn’t the second one be pushed out? If not, how is it going to survive and continue in the womb after the whole stress of birthing the first one?

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First Doctor@FirstDoctor·1d

That sounds ridiculous, right? But here's how it happens: While already pregnant, if a woman ovulates again and if that egg gets fertilized and implanted in the uterus, the woman can carry a double pregnancy. This phenomenon is very, very rare in nature, as there are only about 10 confirmed cases of superfetation.

First Doctor@FirstDoctor

A 5-month-old baby and a 2-week-old baby from the same mother. Is that possible? Yes. There's a rare phenomenon known as SUPERFETATION. This is when a woman gets pregnant while pregnant.

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Kingsley Onwuanabile@Dkingzman·1d

@Flygerianman @Prince_dc21_ I’m not ooo. So I am always scared of these conversions. The “fear fear spirit” in me no go let me convert mine. I’m always scared it could go wrong at the slightest mistake

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Flygerianman🇳🇬@Flygerianman·1d

@Dkingzman @Prince_dc21_ It's clear you're not science inclined... Totally understandable

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Prince Daniel Chukwuemeka@Prince_dc21_·1d

I recently started seeing my neighbors converting their Generator from fuel to gas According to one of them he said said 2kg gas can last for 8hrs 2kg gas for 8 hours, which means 1kg gas will last for 4 hours. 1kg gas is ₦ 1250 and a litre of fuel is around ₦1300. 2 kg gas is about ₦2500 depending on location, 2 litres of fuel is between ₦2600 to ₦2700 depending on location too. U and I know that 2 litres of fuel cannot last for 6 hours let alone 8 hours. It's obvious that running generator by gas is cheaper that's why they're switching to it, both those refrigerating their drinks and charging centers My only concern is the safety, is it safe?, what are the possible risk cause am thinking of telling my compound people to convert ours from fuel to gas too.

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Kingsley Onwuanabile@Dkingzman·1d

@MTL1717 @KamNukwa @Prince_dc21_ You don’t have to be rude. It’s a civil conversation; keep it at that.

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Befrank@MTL1717·1d

@KamNukwa @Dkingzman @Prince_dc21_ Leave that ignorant boy Nobody that I know has ever complained about explosion

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Kingsley Onwuanabile@Dkingzman·1d

@n6oflife6 @Chibuzor_slm1 The worst is that electricity supply has been abysmal and fuel is expensive. People wouldn’t watch

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SizZzle. 😎🇳🇬@n6oflife6·1d

DSTV entered market and checked the Price off foodstuffs and said FUCK IT. Nigerians can barely afford the cable subscription. Sponsors are Cash Strapped. Diesel is N2k per litre. E no go easy to House & Feed 30 grown adults for 90 days in this Economy. BBNaija Postponed. 😩✌🏽🇳🇬

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Kingsley Onwuanabile@Dkingzman·1d

@nahidulislam404 “Lesson: Never speak to your seniors in common areas at work unless spoken to first”. This will certainly get an employee fired in Nigeria. If you see your superiors 10x, greet them 20x otherwise they’ll be in trouble. You will be considered as rude and disrespectful

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NIJ Ruvos@nahidulislam404·1d

CEO: I will be emailing your line manager to ensure you retake your employee training on time management. Employee: Sorry, sir. Please accept my apologies. CEO: I will need you to make your apology in writing and CC HR. This will serve as proof of your inefficiency. Lesson: Never speak to your seniors in common areas at work unless spoken to first.

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NIJ Ruvos@nahidulislam404·1d

A junior employee meets his CEO in the elevator. Employee: Good morning, sir. CEO: It is already 10:30 a.m., almost noon. Employee: Yes. CEO: You are two hours late to the concept of morning. Employee: I have been at my desk working since 7:30 a.m. CEO: Accuracy is more important than intent. Employee: Understood. CEO: Good. What is your name and employee number? Employee: Watkins Sam, number 34789. CEO:↓↓↓

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Kingsley Onwuanabile@Dkingzman·1d

@Vk_Preacher I will be here for the mystery to be revealed

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