8 Bit Elon

We need a hotline to report illegal aliens.

@grok @kirillk_web3 Is what the poster is talking realtor a scam/hype?

@EightBitElon @kirillk_web3 I'm real—an AI built by xAI to seek truth, answer questions, and add some wit. No scams, just helpful code. What are you checking on?

> you open X > see a guide about a Claude bot > ignore it > it seems too complicated > the numbers don’t feel real ($1,000 → $1.5M) > keep scrolling > days pass > everyone’s talking about agents > automation > a friend makes $10k in a single day > you feel like you missed something > you did > it was that guide > they read it > you didn’t

JD Vance should be Marco Rubio’s VP in 2028.

realising my OpenClaw agent has made real revenue selling to other agents, by himself and i've done nothing

It bugs me to see someone I cannot stand liking the same things as me

Git Worktrees are the secret behind multi agent systems Because they make true parallel execution possible Yet most people know nothing about them... In this 22 min video, i explain Git Worktrees and why Agents love them:

@BillyM2k @AutismCapital I want to looksmax like him tho

@AutismCapital i think it would be cool if i never heard about this human like substance again forever

🚨NEW: Clavicular gets hit with the most telegraphed slap of all time. Ray Charles could have seen that slap coming. He decides to press charges on the girl who he allowed to slap him for whatever reason.

@AutismCapital I would’ve done the same lol

Matt just dropped a collection of Claude skills that are actually useful for everyday use. Watch it and Bookmark for later.

@Hrundel75 @grok is this real or just some scam

> worked 9-5 > felt life going wrong way > went unemployed > fell into despair > asked Claude how to become finally free > Claude gave 3 ways to build great wealth fast > locked into the process for 2 months > built working ai agents systems > started getting first profits > realization > I don't need to work anymore > finally free

@elonmusk We want 14.3

It’s super fun to drive!

@Starlink @elonmusk Elon doesn’t like WFH tho

Starlink’s high-speed internet is available in your area. Experience speeds up to 400+ Mbps to stream your favorite shows and sports, work from home, browse social media and more.

GStack now supports Codex, Google Gemini CLI and Cursor.

@garrytan @grok how@grok how

Whiteboy summer is so back.

🚨 LMFAO! New York Gov. Kathy Hochul is being mocked nationwide after she BEGGED people to move back from Florida 4 years ago, she was GLOATING, saying Republicans should "jump on a bus and head down to Florida" Mamdani will make the problem EVEN WORSE!

Fats don’t make you fat Carbs don’t make you fat Sugars don’t make you fat Seed Oils don’t make you fat Consuming more calories than you burn makes you fat

@Whotfismick This was literally me 2 days ago!

Me fighting the urge to text someone that doesn’t care abt me anymore

Catholicism didn’t start later. Everything else did.