Alex Millar

@RealPostFolder He doesn't. Satan isn't the prison guard. He's the most notorious inmate

@MercuriusFilius 1.75+.75=2.5

How would you answer this common J.P. Morgan interview question?

@RinoTheBouncer Final Fantasy 3, Final Fantasy 8. Special Shout out to Final Fantasy 16...Annabelle Rosfield is among the most evil women in history.

Let’s go!🚀

@fami_maga2 ff9.

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@Aurora__2210 B. Presuming it's a head shot. A will fall a few seconds before the splat which might not be instantly fatal if he lands legs first.

Who will die first ??

@Rothmus 'Cretein' is a slur too, from the New Testament. See the Letter to Titus! "Therefore rebuke them sharply."

Lmao

@dmmsell As long as it takes to pay for your sins.

十字架刑でどれくらい生き延びられるか？

@vxylily ...at home.

He doesn’t drink He doesn’t Womanise He doesn’t party He stays at home He doesn’t bet Where can I find him??

@JesusisChristX Well...God the Father is the same in the Old Testament and the New Testament. It's the other two parts of the Trinity Israel has a problem with.

Jews and Christians do not worship the same God. Do you agree ?

@soni_jyoti_ I don't recommend trying this unless you're union.

Boss: Before you leave today, I need you to run the project report. Gen Z: I can get that first thing tomorrow. It’s already 5:10 p.m. Boss: I need it before the end of today. Gen Z: If running your report early was so urgent, why was I not made aware of this earlier? The report will take about two hours to run and then another 30 minutes for me to organize the data before it’s ready to send off. Boss: Great, get that over to me by 9 p.m. at the latest. Gen Z:↓↓↓

@AB84 Nobody's watched Empire Strikes Back recently? Philistines.

I need a nonchalant response to “I love you”

@NoContextHumans Bring the receipt to her manager, explain it's rude and inappropriate to write that, and demand justice be done

Fair or foul?

@thechosenberg Not the right one for you bro. Move on.

Even the asexual read smut

@Ava_2190 7581

What is the diggest numderyon can make dy movg exactly 2 m?

@fami_maga2 Ps1 or ps5 pro? Heh. Ff7.

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@FightofFaith Am I truly a sheep/disciple etc. Do I belong to you? Etc.

Christians only: If you could ask God one question right now, what would it be?

@DanielvsBabylon Nobody with a time machine would go to ask him that. Most people would ask if they're really a sheep/disciple I think

@alphaman_111 There's been exactly one Perfect Man, and He gave His life on Calvary for the sins of mankind. Anyone else on this earth, you're picking which set of flaws and sins you can live with.

FINDING A HUSBAND IS HARD You find a handsome one, the brain is empty. You find a brilliant one, He looks too serious. You find a rich one, He is disrespectful. You find a hard-working one, he never has time for you, You find a serious one, his EX keeps calling. You find a humble on, He is broke. You find a responsible one, he is not romantic. You find an educated one, he feels he is always right. You find an illiterate, he always gets angry whenever you correct him. You find a smart one, he lies every time.

@rootcausesleuth God's Mercy and Wrath coexist. So He can be perfectly Just, and destroy the wicked. Or perfectly Merciful, and accept the sacrifice of His Son as payment for your sins. Both of these things are perfectly holy and righteous.

Question: Are God’s actions determined by his nature?

@WhiteBabyFac Ya know what? In this case, it's a green flag! Jesus Himself flipped tables when His father's house was used for mercantile purposes. So A+ to that guy! Zeal for the Father's house consumed him.

Question for Christian women - Should she break up with him after this? What would you do?