Stu thats all you get🇺🇸🏴@Boldyboy1975
Little Sam asked his dad for a bike for his birthday.
Dad sighs: “No son, the mortgage is $80k and your mum just lost her job.”
The next day Little Sammy walks out with his suitcase packed.
Dad: “Where you going, son?”
Sam: “I walked past your bedroom last night and heard you tell Mum you were pulling out… and she said ‘wait, I’m coming too’. I’m not staying here on my own with an $80,000 mortgage and no f**king bike! 😳”