King Vinsmoke

@RayBtwin91 @istomatoafruit @KORcombat @vancolour @RogersArena

I sent Marco into the archives, he said “sir, you’re not going to believe how many sacraments we found.” We found so many sacraments, folks. Some are saying eleven, maybe twelve sacraments. Twelve sacraments just like the *inhales* TWELVE apostles. Sleepy Joe only had seven sacraments, but we’re gonna have so many. More than EVER before, frankly. They wouldn’t believe it. I sent Marco to the tomb, he said “sir, you’re not gonna believe this. The tomb is empty. He’s risen from the dead.” How did he do it? How did he do it? If I were at the garden of Gethsemene, I wouldn’t have fallen asleep. I would have stopped Judas. NASTY Judas. He betrayed our Lord, but I would have stopped it. They’re telling me, they say “sir, you can’t stop the crucifixion. It has to happen to fulfill the prophecy,” but I’m gonna stop it anyway. And people will go crazy.

I wish everyone, including the haters and losers, a very happy Easter!

I’m noticing a lot of foreigners who seem to not understand why we’d risk hundreds of lives, spend millions of dollars, and sacrifice several aircraft to rescue one guy. And the reason they don’t understand is also the reason people can’t be made American by a piece of paper.

@SeffVII @Baptizium @mask_bastard She's fuckable but not hot. Words used to mean something.

@Baptizium @mask_bastard wait but shes actually kinda hot tho? like sure her jawline isnt perfect and she's not a perfect weight but she's kinda hot

got milk 🥛

@SpisiakPat85032 @Andr3jH They're women so inherently no.

@Andr3jH But are they mentally stable?

I'll name two

@RedLeader2022 @philazora I feel like give it one more season and we'll be there.

@philazora They're so much like the actual straw hats. The only thing missing is Emily raging out and KOing them both

Illegals who’ve been in our country for 20 years VS Japanese who’ve never set foot in America once

𓅓𓂋 𓊪𓂋𓅂𓋴𓇋𓂧𓅂𓈖𓏏…

this is the hardest court sketch i’ve ever seen

“What should I “Lmao bomb those do, George?” towelheads to piss”