litigation_god

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litigation_god

litigation_god

@GodLitigation

Legal humor since 2018. If you're sending your Florida cases to your cousin instead of me, we need to talk. FL PI + Commercial Lit. Dm us!

参加日 Eylül 2019
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litigation_god@GodLitigation·
@BarExamTutor If that were true private equity would have changed the rules for non lawyers owning a law firm a long time ago and I would already be retired lol
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litigation_god@GodLitigation·
Dating Tip: If you're trying to date an attorney but they aren't texting you back, send them a text with egregious grammar errors. They'll respond instantly.
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litigation_god@GodLitigation·
New law grads who went straight into opening their own firms
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litigation_god@GodLitigation·
Just check the case cites
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My e-filing checklist
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Incredibly curious as to what the written order ends up saying here — because this snippet of the government’s argument gives some good wiggle room for lawyers
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Moish Peltz@mpeltz

Your AI conversations aren't privileged. Yesterday, Judge Jed Rakoff ruled that 31 documents a defendant generated using an AI tool and later shared with his defense attorneys are not protected by attorney-client privilege or work product doctrine. The logic is simple: an AI tool is not an attorney. It has no law license, owes no duty of loyalty, and its terms of service explicitly disclaim any attorney-client relationship. Sharing case details with an AI platform is legally no different from talking through your legal situation with a friend (which is not privileged). You can't fix it after the fact, either. Sending unprivileged documents to your lawyer doesn't retroactively make them privileged. That's been settled law for years. It just hadn't been tested with AI until now. And here's what really hurt the defendant: the AI provider's privacy policy (Claude), in effect when he used the tool, expressly permits disclosure of user prompts and outputs to governmental authorities. There was no reasonable expectation of confidentiality. The core problem is the gap between how people experience AI and what's actually happening. The conversational interface feels private. It feels like talking to an advisor. But unless you negotiate for an enterprise agreement that says otherwise, you're inputting information into a third-party commercial platform that retains your data and reserves broad rights to disclose it. Judge Rakoff also flagged an interesting wrinkle: the defendant reportedly fed information from his attorneys into the AI tool. If prosecutors try to use these documents at trial, defense counsel could become a fact witness, potentially forcing a mistrial. Winning on privilege doesn't make the evidentiary picture simple. For anyone advising clients or managing legal risk, this is a wake-up call. AI tools are not a safe space for clients to process their counsel's advice and to regurgitate their legal strategy. Every prompt is a potential disclosure. Every output is a potentially discoverable document. So what do we do about it? First, attorneys need to be proactive. Advise clients explicitly that anything they put into an AI tool may be discoverable and is almost certainly not privileged. Put it in your engagement letters. Make it part of onboarding. Don't assume clients understand this, because most don't. Second, if clients want to use AI to help process legal issues (and they clearly will, increasingly), then let's give them a way to do it inside the privilege. Collaborative AI workspaces shared between attorney and client, where the AI interaction happens under counsel's direction and within the attorney-client relationship, can change the analysis entirely. I'm excited to be planning this kind of approach, and I think it's where the industry needs to head. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.usco…

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litigation_god@GodLitigation·
Heyyy girl so after our date we can hit my office. It’s got a keurig, some snacks that are debatably edible, and confidential docs. You’ll love it ;)
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litigation_god@GodLitigation·
Doing Dry January but not the one for drinking. The one for not crying in the office. Way harder than giving up drinking!
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litigation_god@GodLitigation·
Tomorrow is the most “Monday” Monday of the year. The sheer volume of “Following up”, “Circling back”, and “Touching base” emails that will be sent is horrifying.
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litigation_god@GodLitigation·
Litigation trains you for marriage because you learn early that being correct, logical, and legally justified has absolutely no bearing on the outcome.
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litigation_god@GodLitigation·
As he lay there in agony, he whispers up to the former Big City lawyer who is holding him "I feel like my L4 & L5 were hit..." she then immediately says "oh my goodness if I can get you a policy limits settlement I can save the farm!" The film then ends with them signing a settlement check while Altboy is seething.
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litigation_god@GodLitigation·
The tree has everything! It incorporated all of the small town charms that folks know and love but Samson Altboy is also in the competition and he spent like $10M dollars to decorate the sickest tree. Altboy obviously wins and as our main characters are sobbing, the small town hunk is suddenly struck by Altboy's electric vehicle whose autopilot malfunctioned.
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litigation_god@GodLitigation·
Dude crashes out and decides he doesn't want to sell and instead wants to win the tree decoration contest which should save the farm. Our protagonist tries to apologize a million different ways and finally reveals she left her Big City firm, Crabath LLP, and now works at a PI firm in town. He forgives her and they get to work decorating.
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litigation_god@GodLitigation·
He admits to her that he at least hopes the next owner buys it and uses it for something good and not for something terrible like generating Al slop. She winces but never reveals her client is Altboy. Over a series of dates he agrees that he needs to sell the farm and she falls in love. On their last night together her phone lights up while she's in the shower and he sees it's an email from SAMSON ALTBOY.
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