Sean Silverman: Silverman Bar Exam & LSAT Tutoring

May your issue statement be clear. May your legal rules be complete but not over complete. And accurate enough. May your analysis be thorough and logical. May your conclusion be…whatever… it doesn’t matter all that much. But state one.

“This isn’t sports betting. People are making an investment in the team they they predict will win. It’s just like a stock.”

It’ll probably need it for all the litigation.

@BarExamTutor This is my new favorite quote

Afroman after the verdict when asked in an interview about the ordeal of going through all this: "When life gives you lemons, you make lemon pound cake."

@BSheeetz Kinda sorta: mental distress.

@BarExamTutor Did they assert a claim for for IIED?

The other thing about the Afroman case, the claims were a lot of torts that maybe you'd throw into a bar exam essay when you've got a couple minutes left and you hope to score a few extra points. "Eh, I'll just throw in false light, and intrusion about seclusion. If I can remember what those even are. Let me try defamation as well, even though the elements aren't really there."

You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it open the information already provided to it to figure out the answer to its question.

@TiredBambooLaw They backtracked. Chaos. techcrunch.com/2026/03/19/met…

$80b. They could have funded massive expansions of just about any public transit system in the world and it would have bought them so much goodwill. Instead, I'm at least an average consumer of tech and I've never in my entire life used or known anyone who used the Metaverse.

I’ve watched most, if not all, of the clips posted on here of Afroman trial, and it’s got to be among the most entertaining trials I’ve seen. Also, excellent lawyering from Afroman’s attorney. Asking the witness if it’s believable that Afroman actually had an affair with the witness’s wife was quite the chess move. Not believable = not defamation/false light.

@Vesper_2005 @mwitimuriukiB The only valid April Fools joke will be a day of normalcy.

We should cancel April fools this year. There is no prank topping our reality.

@rosscoulthart @thesentinelnet @WrightPattAFB I’m going to stop posting my “drone” videos on here then. 🫨😂

@BrianWiley_ Another plus: thinking about eating eat will help to alleviate my hunger.

“How do you know if you’re actually hungry?” Easy. I keep sardines and canned chicken on hand. If I’m not willing to eat one straight out of the can… I’m not hungry. I’m bored, stressed, or just craving something.

@NBCNews A defiant NBC news reporter posts in a way that makes the person who just won the case look as if he did something wrong.

A defiant rapper testifies that he exercised free speech when he released a music video featuring images of Ohio deputies raiding his home, saying any suffering they claim in a lawsuit over the video is due to “their mistake.” nbcnews.com/pop-culture/po…

@ThrillaRilla369 cornbread with honey-butter for dipping.

What goes well with chili? 🥣 and you can't say crackers

Lawyer for the cops must have told the witness that if something is clearly false, it's not false light or defamation. It has to be false *but believable.* So the witness acted accordingly. But you don't get to manipulate the law like that when testifying. Jurors have common sense.

@kenklippenstein I'm here for that.

Afroman for president

@MeganFoxWriter "Mama's Lemon Poundcake Martini" --it's so nice, I had to shake with ice.

Lemon Poundcake Martini: 1 oz Tito's handmade vodka, 1/2 oz amaretto, the juice of one small lemon. Shake with ice and strain into a glass garnished with sugar with grated lemon zest. Trust me. It's almost as good as crybaby cop tears. (Can add simple syrup if you like it sweet)

I guess that…just happened in the courtroom.