Golic + Golic Quotes

*clears throat* is this thing on @mikegolicjr

Thank you for everything 🫡 @GoJoandGolic @mikegolicjr @brandonjnewman_ @Jessie_Coffield @golic Shall this pod continue, this account will too. But at the end of this era, we appreciate the good times and crazy quotes ❤️.

"I had 50 inches of all pork steamed weiner in my belly. 3 of them I raw dogged." - @EmersonLotzia

"I was born to square up with Canada." - @katienolan

"i don't know if there is anything that ages worse as you get older than a snow day." - @mikegolicjr

"I'm a biter." - @jasonfitz

"I love me a good girthy candy cane." - @mikegolicjr

"I'm not looking to get turned on for Christmas." - @jasonfitz

"We are so cooked. Like collectively, just so cooked." - @mikegolicjr

"I'm a passenger princess for these holidays." - @mikegolicjr

"Thanksgiving food, for the most part, is just wildly overrated." - @jasonfitz

"When you're looking and authoring takes that only Dan Orlovsky would co-sign, you probably wound up on the wrong side of history." - @mikegolicjr

"The Pacific Northwest... they remind me a lot of the Midwest. They're just all a little hungrier." - @mikegolicjr

Taking a break from quote related material to thank my guys @mikegolicjr and @brandonjnewman_ for providing enough content to justify this account. Thanks to Golic Sr, Charlotte, Jessie and the countless others who have given us all the quotes the past couple years.

emerson hasn't gotten much play on this account but GOOD LORD does he come out firing probably needs his own page really because my goodness the things that come out of his mouth

"I'm into Tub Daddy." - @golic

"I'm gonna already have to go to therapy. We might as well at least get rich off it." - @mikegolicjr

"Cheez-It is a snack with ass that you can trust." - @mikegolicjr

"I spend most every day of my life right now hoping just one of my legs will get clipped a little bit by an Amazon truck so I can retire. We all have goals and aspirations. It's important to speak them into power." - @mikegolicjr

"When you marry someone, you don't marry their fandom. That is a separate bank account." - @TheWilderThings