Grumpy Tesla

🟢Tesla: Nag is essentially gone when texting. Law: Texting while driving ILLEGAL in 49 states. 🟢Tesla: 4 of 5 speed profiles are designed for speeding (up to 30mph over limit with Mad Max) Law: Speeding ILLEGAL in all 50 states. 🟢Tesla: FSD always works if you have eyes open or sunglasses on and have seat belt on (not recommended by Tesla, but reality is you can use it while drunk) Law: Drunk driving ILLEGAL in 50 states 🔴Tesla: We cannot, under any circumstance, give the user the option to roll a stop sign at 1mph when safe, pre set conditions are met. Are you freaking crazy for even asking??!!??

@JSX423 Tesla owners. Raise your hand if you back into a spot when you go to Costco or the grocery store. Why? Isn’t it hard to load your trunk that way? Then why in the hell does FSD do it and we don’t have a choice but to disengage and do it properly??

We either need FSD to only pull in nose first in parking lots (not including superchargers or eventually preferred spots). Or the front bumper cam retrofit needs to start. Here, my car has to pull forward until B pillar can see (exposing half of my car to a potential t bone situation). As the driver, I can see it's safe before the B pillar can. Would be no issue with 195 degree FoV rear camera. x.com/i/status/20203…

I miss the good ol’ days when an R rated horror movie pretty much guaranteed tits and bush.

The quickest way to fix europe is probably to take the female vote away

She joined her friends on the lake to see the northern lights. An illegal alien, released by Chicago Democrats, not once, but twice, shot her in the back. She bled to death on the concrete. Democrats are a cancer.

Feminists went from "#MeToo," "believe all victims" to denying 250,000 UK girls were raped because the perpetrators are brown

Some cultures are better than other cultures. Some are abject EVIL👇

@SStricklandMMA That’s a pretty shitty “explanation”.

Let me explain Trumpflation If you made 100 dollars in 2025 If you got an average 3 percent raise in 2026 you now make 103 dollars. Under Trumpflation you're on pace in 2026 to make 98.8 dollars... We might or been conned lol

I haven't decided which store I am going to shoplift from to celebrate Juneteenth.

@DavidMoss Go through a drive through. You’ll disengage. Have it park in a garage. You’ll disengage. Avoid potholes. You’ll disengage. Highway is easy.

Eh to Olé: FSD Border to Border 🇨🇦🇲🇽 Follow along this week (starting rn) as I try to extend my 9,400 mile FSD streak by driving from the Canadian BC border to Mexico without any interventions whatsoever on Tesla FSD v14.3.4 I will tweet out all the updates here live on 𝕏 but the best way to follow this series is on @wholemars FSD Database & on my new YouTube channel which just crossed 1,000 subscribers in under a week!

@DavidMoss I do think it's hilarious that you would have no way of making it to the sheetz to get coffee that is 4 miles from my place.... 0 chance.

@DavidMoss Many of us don’t give a flying eff about your ridiculous misleading “streaks”. They are inconsequential. Disengaging is critical for the future success of FSD. You contribute in NO WAY.

Small, natural lips. Untouched eyebrows. No exaggerated dimples. No veneers or ultra-polished teeth. No fake eyelashes. Natural hair color. Let's get back to the basics. ❤️✨

@DirtyTesLa If they can dial in autonomy close to FSD by next year as they’ve claimed I am switching. There is no loyalty from Elon for his early and dedicated supporters.

Tried the Rivian R2 today. I really liked it. The seats were comfy. The wind/road noise was good. Suspension felt good (comparable to Juniper Y). My favorite part is the increased cargo capacity especially in the trunk, but also the frunk. And yep, no FSD... but it does have "universal hands free" which is basically autopilot from a few years ago but no tugging the wheel. It worked well for what it is.

@HunterBiden Ill take a cage fight any day over what Biden did. Our founders would roll in their graves if they seen the disgraceful things your father did to the White House...

@EndWokeness The same able bodied people who take up the handicap spots.

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I hate to say it but I'll say it - to get this right is going to take an insane amount of trial and error and troubleshooting - if I think for 5 minutes I can think of a hundred different parking scenarios that the smallest tweaks would actually determine if it is a success or a failure. Good luck Tesla