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Phil “Nail Gun” Kessel
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Phil “Nail Gun” Kessel
@HappyPhilTML
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Toronto, Ontario 参加日 Şubat 2019
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And of course it’s the Leafs so there’s gonna be scrutiny every time any move is made, whether safe or ballsy
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Excited about the Sundin/Chayka era so far. We bitched about Tre and Berube being too safe, and how teams like Florida and Vegas were successful being unorthodox.
Remains to be seen if it works, but at least they’re trying some shit out.
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To any Vegas idiot who is trying to dox the survivor of the #HockeyCanada 2018 World Juniors gang-rape/sexual assault, we will be sending screenshots to the #RCMP.
In Canada, if you dox a protected person, you will receive jail time. Even if you got it wrong, you showed intent.
Blaire Wilson@blairewilsonprj
@JessFromThe504 Even if they got it wrong, we will still be reporting it all to the RCMP and they can investigate it as malicious intent. I don’t think Americans understand how serious of a crime that is here.
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Why are your replies off?
Why are you so scared of an actual conversation about a player who predictably disappeared when he was needed most?
Sara@SaraCivian
Yeah so you weren’t correct. Marner was amazing in the playoffs. And you are delusional if you don’t think that.
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@L69fs Seriously. The amount of times I’ve said “how is this a Saturday night game” the last 12 years is insane
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Call me a boomer, but Hockey Night in Canada ended when Rogers decided that it was okay to have the Leafs playing the Predators in Nashville on a Saturday night on CBC. Twelve years of a garbage product that was completely indistinguishable from a random Tuesday night.
Sportsnet PR@SportsnetPR
A joint statement from Sportsnet and CBC:
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@logopatt Basically flipped an injury prone goalie and replaceable 6/7 dman for a solid backup, puck moving prospect, and a pick.
Don’t love it, don’t hate it. Winner depends on if Woll continues to have injury problems
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You could blow-dry your hair for an hour straight, and it wouldn't be as dry as Mitch Marner's in an elimination game
Dr. Grizzo (PhD, MD, BA, MBA, 7'4 240 IQ)@mrgrozz
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@tyliebets They were incredibly injured. Not Mickey Mouse but still easy given that
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Marner putting up 30 points against Mickey Mouse teams and then folding in the games that matter is exactly why all of Leafs Nation is happy he’s not wearing blue and white anymore
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Mitch Marner interview on Overdrive would go so hard
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@NHLlnsider67 @colemanthomas04 Ottawa cope is so insane every single year lol
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@colemanthomas04 Is that why Ottawa didn’t win a game?
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There’s no shame in losing the ECF to the eventual Stanley Cup Champion.
There is, however, shame in getting swept in the 1st round while never having a lead against the eventual Stanley Cup Champion.
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@HappyPhilTML Running him out of town and not making the playoffs is a bold strategy
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Retroactively happy Canada lost Gold because now Marner lost his only shot at Gold and the Cup in the same year
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Crazy this is the first time in a decade we’ve missed the playoffs and it’s the happiest offseason I’ve ever had
Sens SWEPT
Habs EMBARRASSED
Marner CUCKED
McKenna OURS
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@VinSharma95 He didn’t prove anyone wrong lol. Racked up points against an expansion team, Mickey Mouse team, and injured team, then went ghost mode after game 4. Exactly like he did in Toronto. Fuck this pussy.
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Marner probably choked because he was thinking of the exact tweets coming out of Leaf Nation if he lost. Toronto media is inescapable. He was having visions of Brian Hayes dissecting his game 6 on Overdrive and that’s why he choked
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Marner is more upset about proving leafs fans right than losing the finals and I just think that’s neat.
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Your 2026 Conn Smythe Trophy winner as playoff MVP is captain Jordan Staal of Thunder Bay, Ontario.
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@BizNasty2point0 @spittinchiclets Marner ZERO points in game 5 and 6. Same old playoff ghost. What a pussy. Go Leafs Go
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