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@heyadiana Absolutely, Trump (and all right wingers) really are embarrassed by having their hypocrisy pointed out! Or, they don’t care at all, because there’s roughly zero actual consequences.

Wow all those old Trump tweets?! We should keep sharing them!! That'll show em!!!!!! Good job

@ShannonStubbsMP If I was this fucking dumb, I’d be embarrassed to show my face in public. Good Lord, are you ever a fucking moron.

Thats right. Under Mark Carney, roasted and ground coffee is UP by over 37%. And if you like sugar in your coffee, well, that’s up 16.4%. After this lost Liberal decade, Conservatives will turn hurt into hope with a Food Affordability Plan that cuts hidden Liberal taxes on food, including the food packaging tax, to bring food costs down for all Canadians.

@KentuckyJones01 @MichaelRyanRuiz Please enlighten me, what, precisely, did Obama do that was so divisive? Besides be black, of course.

@MichaelRyanRuiz The amount of phaggotry on display here is mind boggling. Obama was the start of the division. And I say this as someone who believed his BS in 2008. And voted for him.

Obama sideswipe a political opponent? Did he push an agenda or misinformation? No, he made fucking picks. Moreover that’s the same Obama that this president unapologetically posted a racist image of a week ago. THIS president has been credibly accused of heinous acts with minors

@bballbreakdown I mean … I wouldn’t give up $400k, either.

In 2000 the Sixers had a multi-team deal to trade Allen Iverson. It died because Matt Geiger wouldn’t waive a $400K trade kicker. Matt. Geiger.

@Francis_Urq @Harry__Faulkner He never had it. Never learned to respect it, either.

@Harry__Faulkner Srsly? Not one mention of the high ground? Epic fail.

Darth Vader just made a promotional video for the Royal Canadian Geographical Society. This is peak CanCon. 🇨🇦

@Scotty_Ham_ @HaterReport I’d say maybe 2 games in the past 35 have been actually competitive. And don’t ask me to name which two, I’m building in a buffer.

@HaterReport Except for 15 years, y’all didn’t compete

Kawhi Leonard doesn’t like the current All-Star game format: “With the teams split up you don’t really know who you’re playing with or what the score is… I rather it just be East and West and just go out there and compete.”

@goldenbeast43 @sportsrage I’m betting the ending is another traumatic brain injury.

@sportsrage What’s the story??

for the record the eric lindros - elvis stojko story is true lol. dont mess with figure skaters . they LOT stronger then they look lol

when frank dux had to rely on his blindfold training to defeat chong li after chong li blinded him with the salt pellet

@catgirl7733 @Variety Hey, it’s a racist bot!

@Variety there's a whole industry called bollywood he can work in. how many whites are hired in bollywood? why is it up to western institutions to diversify?

Kal Penn says he was up against a white actor "in brownface" during his final audition for Taj Mahal in the #VanWilder franchise. “I knew at the end, it was like, ‘All right, it’s me and another actor.' I’m like, ‘Which brother is it?’ I’m excited that one of us is gonna get this. I open the door and it is a white dude in brownface who’s already in the waiting room. And my beef is generally not with other actors. Actors are desperate. We’ll do whatever it takes to get a part, right? But I was so fascinated. I’m like, ‘Okay, did his agent tell him to paint his face when he left? Did he do it at home or did he do it in the bathroom? If he did it at home, did it increase his chances of getting pulled over by the cops?’ All of these thoughts going through my head.... I do remember looking at him while we’re making small talk and in my head just saying to myself, ‘He is not allowed to get that part.'” (via Hasan Minhaj Doens't Know) variety.com/2026/film/news…

@CornPuzzle I miss plenty of episodes, but it’s not exactly rocket appliances to figure out what the joke has mutated in to!

Narrator: He missed a joke in the episodes he missed

@Scotty_Ham_ Doesn’t know the playbook, has negative confidence.

The Lakers have been losing by 86 points all night, fielded an entire team of G-Leaguers, and Dalton Knecht can STILL only get PT late in the 4th. What happened to this man 😭😭

@glen_mcgregor @JimboStanford Oh, yeah, I’ll hold my breath waiting for anyone in the US government to actually reign in Trump, or hold him to account.

This could pave the way for a House of Representatives vote on Trump’s tariffs on Canada as early as Wednesday.

@DuaneBratt And I want the latest LottoMax winner renamed to my name, but we can’t always get what we want.

Trump wants the new bridge renamed to the Trump Bridge.

@JustinWolfers … you’ve been ignoring how the billionaires, the business leaders, and the AI companies themselves are all extremely excited about how they’ll be able to “rightsize” staff with all their AI? Why would they repeatedly say these things if that wasn’t their goal, Justin?

AI anxiety often misses the key margin: it’s not “humans vs machines,” it’s “humans who use machines vs humans who don’t.” The tech shifts who’s productive—and who gets paid. Remember, you don't need to outrun the bear.

@MT_CuBs21 @dustinrhodes @roybelly You sound like a whiney beta cuck snowflake. You gonna cry? Baby gonna cry?

@dustinrhodes @roybelly Why stop there? Why not an Asian national anthem? Native American national anthem? Latino national anthem? Muslim national anthem? Why is one race allowed a specific national anthem when we’re all supposed to be one?

Why can't there be both? Sounds like you are the devisor Jon! You should bury your head up ur ass and keep it there. STOP DIVIDING US!

@JustinWolfers Is there any metric of the forgone teller employment? Surely more tellers would have been hired, if not for ATMs and OLB, right? Is raw teller headcount really the best metric Given the increase in population and other banking transactions, what would/could headcount have been?

“If you remember when the ATM was first invented… you would think we fire a lot of bank tellers… But… the number of bank tellers didn't fall. That's because people in those jobs adapted.” And perhaps there's a lesson in this story for how we adapt to AI.

@jkenney @GK_Fellows It took you that long?! You mean, I knew you were a total and complete partisan hack, devoid of any integrity and lacking in intelligence, but I didn’t know you were an absolute fucking moron, on top of that!

Agreed. That was the day I became a Never Trumper: mocking the disabled in 2016. He hasn’t been on a descent to the bottom. He started there.

@MollyJongFast @roybelly Oh, yeah, well it wasn’t totally fucking obvious the USA lacks accountability or anything.

But as Europe’s political class moves to clean up its mess and address its shame concerning ties with the convicted sex offender, it’s inadvertently highlighting something else — the comparative lack of accountability in the U.S.

Kevin O’Leary is a fucking cocksucking asshole, has always been a fucking cocksucking asshole, and will always be a fucking cocksucking asshole. That any media outlet platforms this absolute piece of filth is disgusting and disgraceful. And that has always been the case.

@PierrePoilievre What specific suggestions did you make? Because for the past umpteen years, all any of us has heard is your “verb the noun” slogans that only sound smart if you’re stupid. So .. we don’t believe you. Offer up some proof of these “specific suggestions” you made, or stop lying.

Today I met the Prime Minister to push policies to make Canada affordable, safe, and self-reliant. I also pushed for lower taxes on Canadians and shared my disappointment at the size of the deficit. I offered specific suggestions on how to bring back investment and restated the offer from Conservatives to help in the Canada-U.S. negotiations.