Sarcastic Dasu

@IndianTechGuide Sir, we know why you worked for 70 hours🤣

@mufaddal_vohra IPL franchise owners to Australian fast bowlers before picking them up during auction

🚨 BIG WORRY AHEAD FOR IPL TEAMS. 🚨 Mitchell Starc - unavailable for the start. Pat Cummins - unavailable for the start. Josh Hazlewood - unavailable for the start. Nathan Ellis - ruled out of IPL 2026. ⚠️ 4 LEADING PACERS OF CSK, DC, SRH AND RCB.

@TsMeSalman Middle order in T20 requesting openers for "thoda balls khelne ke liye do na, do na"

AB de Villiers drops a truth bomb on T20 openers. 🤯 "The powerplay rule should be removed because the fielding restrictions in the first six overs are unbelievably unfair to middle-order batters. It is frustrating to have my IPL run totals compared to opening batters, who get to face significantly more deliveries while the fielding restrictions are in place. When people say an opener is the 'best ever' because they have 8,000 runs, my reaction is, 'No, I'm better than him. He's just faced more balls'. Almost all the Orange Cap winners are opening batters who build their stats in favorable conditions, which is just batting to win stuff. Opening the batting is the easiest thing in the world, especially in India, because of the short boundaries and great wickets".

@Parinda_2 RBI Governor is cross checking with rupee

Rupee hits 93.31 against dollar NRIs:

@mufaddal_vohra Cricketers have planned their own as well as their brother and sisters marriage, engagement etc before IPL marathon starts. Looks like they have planned their babies looking at IPL calendar as well🫡

Many congratulations to Rajat Patidar and his wife on getting blessed with a baby boy. ❤️

@mufaddal_vohra Riyan Parag to Sanju Samson

Riyan Parag said, “we never had a thought of replacing Sanju Samson. Can you replace Rohit Sharma or Virat Kohli? No. Similarly, Sanju bhai is irreplaceable”. (PTI).

@mufaddal_vohra This catch was hugely celebrated across the world, even was promoted by tv channel telecasting WC. Sadly for India this is the only match we won in 2007 WC with a record score 413 for 5. We were knocked out at group stage

A HISTORIC CATCH IN THE WORLD CUP ON THIS DAY 19 YEARS AGO.

@stats_feed Bahut Oil hai India ke paas, rate badhane ki koi jaroor nahi hai

Petrol price increases by country (%),(Feb 23 - Mar 16) 1．🇱🇦 Laos - 32.99% 2．🇦🇺 Australia - 32.43% 3．🇻🇳 Vietnam - 32.00% 4．🇵🇰 Pakistan - 25.00% 5．🇺🇸 United States - 23.56% 6．🇰🇭 Cambodia - 19.37% 7．🇨🇦 Canada - 17.33% 8．🇩🇪 Germany - 12.64% 9．🇱🇧 Lebanon - 11.76% 10．🇨🇳 China - 10.37% 11．🇫🇷 France - 9.80% 12．🇹🇷 Türkiye - 7.69% 13．🇦🇪 United Arab Emirates - 7.14% 14．🇯🇵 Japan - 0.71% 15．🇮🇳 India - 0.00% Source: Global petrol prices

@iNikhilsaini Excluding Privilged class in India who have money and political clout, aam insaan in India is always reminded

Every devotee deserves a proper and dignified darshan. How can some be treated as VIPs in God’s temple while the rest struggle like this. Many temples in India have well managed systems for smooth darshan. Such systems should be implemented across the country. Most importantly, VIP darshan culture needs to be ended immediately. Faith must be equal for all.

@GoldenEye_6 @Tejasvi_Surya RBI Governor is cross checking with Rupee

I just woke up to see it's 93 now @Tejasvi_Surya

@naomi2009 If this much fine is put on people in India, our bullet train project can be financed through it

Two Indian-origin men have been fined over £1,000 each for paan-spitting in the London borough of Brent. timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/uk/counc…

@mufaddal_vohra When Virat Kohli ...the GOAT joins RCB Team

🚨 VIRAT KOHLI JOINED RCB FOR IPL 2026. 🚨

@mufaddal_vohra Looks like Shivam Dube has seen movie on MS Dhoni multiple times

Shivam Dube said, “I was feeling quite anxious to meet my child and my father, so I came home early in the morning by train, I just couldn’t wait to meet my child and father”.

@BefittingFacts As per Kangana Ranaut what Rahul Gandhi does at Parliament

"Rahul Gandhi roams like a Tapori in Parliament. Female MPs dont feet comfortable he being around" MP Kangana Ranaut

Kim Jong Un congratulates India CEC Gyanesh Kumar for helping in conduction of free and fair election in North Korea

@PatrioticSoul33 How Vaibhav Suryavanshi would have watched Dhurandhar

Once again, Vaibhav Suryavanshi is facing questions about his age. At the Naman Awards, Harsha Bhogle asked him about his favorite movie. Vaibhav quickly answered Dhurandhar. However, the Central Board of Film Certification has rated this movie for people aged 18 and above. Since Vaibhav is only 14, it raised a question : how did he watch it?

@narendramodi Ranjan Gogoi when he was inside parliament, the discussion among his fellow colleagues

Speaking in the Rajya Sabha. twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@DrNimoYadav As we do not have adequate machinery, we have requested Sunny Deol ji to remove this hand pump. He has graciously agreed to do so during Gadar 3 shooting: UP PWD department

This is Uttar Pradesh Just watch the location of HandPump 😭😭 Yogi ji ka kaam bolta hai 🫡

@ndtv Indigo, Air India, SpiceJet, Akasa Air owners right now

@htTweets Delhi Govt officers inspecting Yamuna River

#HTExclusive | The Delhi government is procuring two high-end boats with air conditioned cabins at a total cost of around ₹6.2 crore for VIP inspections of the Yamuna, according to a tender notice issued by the government’s irrigation and flood control (I&FC) department. Tap to read: hindustantimes.com/cities/delhi-n… (@appriseParas ✍🏻)

@smkumarlakshmi Gavaskar has threatened he won't see Sun Rise and won't do commentary with early Sun Risers till Pakistan player is removed

Jay Shah stated If Sunrisers Hyderabad does not remove the Pakistani player from their squad, I will initiate action to ban Hyderabad. 🔥