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Laphingwala
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Laphingwala
@Humorosaurus
हमको मालूम है X की हकीकत लेकिन, दिल के खुश रखने को ग़ालिब ये ख़याल अच्छा है | Former 'me and who' connoisseur
Kabhi Dharamshala Kabhi Delhi 参加日 Nisan 2021
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Will get "most ardently" tattooed on my wrist one day.
Laphingwala@Humorosaurus
Whenever I see a wrist tattoo, I'm like yeh banate banate nass kat jaati toh
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1. Notebook
2. How to lose a guy
3. Notting hill/harry met sally
Films to Films@filmstofilms_
Your top 3 movies from this list.
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This sleep deprived zukham sufferer needs some happiness today
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@tand00rinights You'll be the much needed change prime minister
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while on the topic, the psychology community in india will never thrive bec it is filled with privileged brats like niharika and divija, just entitled & STUPID. like, they feel so threatened when someone who doesn't look like them and talk like them starts to do better than them
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Father's old colleagues and juniors are back in delhi after two decades to meet him. Inki party summerhouse mein hai🤣🤣🤣
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@Shebas_10dulkar Captains to win most matches while defending 150> targets?
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Scroll down. Check twice, maybe even thrice.
Still, you won’t find One Captains name in this List 🔥
𝑺𝒉𝒆𝒃𝒂𝒔@Shebas_10dulkar
Captains to lose most matches (While Defending 200 Targets in IPL) 4 - Shreyas (v RR, PBKS, SRH, DC) 3 - Pant (v DC, SRH, RCB) 3 - Dhoni (v PBKS, MI, PBKS) 3 - Duplessis (v PBKS, LSG, MI) 3 - Gill (v PBKS, RCB, RR) 2 - Dhawan (v PBKS, MI) 2 - Kohli (v CSK, KKR) 2 - Samson (v MI, SRH) 2 - Axar (v GT, GT) 1 - Laxman (v RR) 1 - Ganguly (v PBKS) 1 - Sangakkara (v RCB) 1 - Vettori (v CSK) 1 - Bailey (v KKR) 1 - Raina (v DC) 1 - Karthik (v CSK) 1 - Rahul (v RR) 1 - Jadeja (v LSG) 1 - Markram (v MI) 1 - Rashid (v KKR) 1 - Ruturaj (v LSG) 1 - Jitesh (v SRH) 1 - Hardik (v PBKS) 𝟭 - 𝗜𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗻 (v RCB)*
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Went out for a history walk, met a cute guy he asked me out all good. Then we went to a koraen restaurant and he turned out to be VEGAN😭😭😭😭 that too kashmiri muslim tibetan vegan😭😭. Maine phir paneer ka pakora (tofu) aur rajma chawal khaye uske sath😭😭 (bean rice) 😭🤚
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@ganjichudeil My first banger was a reply. The person deleted their main tweet next day. Still hurts.
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cannot believe my reply to a post has gone more viral than any of my own tweets
momo whore@ganjichudeil
@dietcoke_haver Depends school to school 😭 There are some schools with just buildings but there are just as many with playgrounds and grounds
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My sexual fantasy is getting hugged like it's the last hug of your life
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How often you look at a piece of clothing and go like "Chhee bhai, isko kaun hi pehnega" and immediately someone comes and buys it.
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