Laphingwala

कभी तो आसमाँ से चाँद उतरे जाम हो जाए तुम्हारे नाम की इक ख़ूबसूरत शाम हो जाए

@gibberishhh_ How is he kashmiri and Tibetan

Went out for a history walk, met a cute guy he asked me out all good. Then we went to a koraen restaurant and he turned out to be VEGAN😭😭😭😭 that too kashmiri muslim tibetan vegan😭😭. Maine phir paneer ka pakora (tofu) aur rajma chawal khaye uske sath😭😭 (bean rice) 😭🤚

@ArchieeAgarwal Welcome back mother mary

my periods are 2 weeks late and my parents forced me to take a test and it's positive????? I NEVER HAD SEX. i'm gonna take another one

@ganjichudeil My first banger was a reply. The person deleted their main tweet next day. Still hurts.

cannot believe my reply to a post has gone more viral than any of my own tweets

My sexual fantasy is getting hugged like it's the last hug of your life

@L1fafaforSale I still imagine miley as a teenager

hannah montana 20 year anniversary??? entering my unc era

@srhfanatic Nahi bhai woh toh usne paadh maari hogi

can clearly see the cushion lifting slightly in the air

@tusharr20902 Mere saath bhi janpath mein hi hua

@Humorosaurus Janpath mei hua h 2-3 baar

How often you look at a piece of clothing and go like "Chhee bhai, isko kaun hi pehnega" and immediately someone comes and buys it.

@joybhattacharj Bought the umpires. Explains the fluke trophy

That looks like a shocker for third umpire Rohan Pandit. Salt's feet definitely touched the boundary cushions. I cannot believe he gave a possibly game changing decision that quickly. SRH fans will be fuming.

@yapperistaan Yeah I do realise it's a fancy word thrown by the undisputed language nazi of twitter😄

@Humorosaurus You realise ad hominem is a logical fallacy right🥴🥴🥴 the audacity to call yourself more logical while your argument literally has a logical fallacy 🤩

Remove laskhya. It's nationalist propaganda. The other 3 are patriotic which is good, lakshya is nationalist

@yapperistaan Yeah, me.

@Humorosaurus Lmfao what... ad hominem attacks now? We can see who's more logical

@mufaddal_vohra 🤣

JASPRIT BUMRAH JOINED MUMBAI INDIANS.

@yapperistaan No I'm just calling you out on your inability to judge a film (which I already knew based on your past movie reviews)

@Humorosaurus So does that justify? You're literally doing whataboutism lmao

@yapperistaan Literally every war movie ever in the history of mankind

@Humorosaurus The movie does blind worshipping of army thats what i have issue with. Maine ye nahi keh rhi that india shouldn't fight back when attacked💀

@yapperistaan No coz if it was a regular army film, a debate was understandable but it's about a war. Either you win it or you lose it. Idk about you but I'm not a huge fan of the second outcome, considering I don't live too far from the border.

@Humorosaurus Lol why coz i dont want to participate in army glazing😂

@ccphusrox Yesss. Was guiding a gora around apparently

@Humorosaurus ayyy whattt

Guess who I saw in A block CP today

@tambaakoo True. Foot reading is more of a religious experience

@Humorosaurus astrology and foot reading must be different things

TIL there is a thing called Foot reading in astrology. Interesting career prospect hmm

@antigalacticc Oomf meetup missed

@Humorosaurus i was there today