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@kenklippenstein I hope Twitter doesnt change my boy Ken Klippy from a A+ reporter into an influencer

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@ZaidJilani You can ignore them when they're on the news instead of polls but the highest rollers who drive the direction of the odds have sophisticated spreadsheets on polls and how they translate to final votes that optimize how much they bet on what drive the way the charts look.

Why are people so obsessed with these stupid gambling charts? These are not polls of Maine voters nor do they reflect them.

😫 Apparently they sold it for $15/cup and it sold out in an hour so I guess I respect the hussle 🤷

China's youth are facing an escalating economic and social crisis driven by record-high unemployment soaring past 21% causing a many young people to embrace counter-cultural movements. What started as "lying flat" (opting out of working a hard "996" schedule) has evolved into the greater protest/lifestyle of "let it rot," with millions choosing to become "full-time children" reliant on their parents' retirement savings. Young professionals are actively pushing back through subtle digital sabotage. Recently, a viral GitHub tool allowed tech workers to intentionally corrupt the workplace surveillance data their employers use to train AI replacements, effectively rendering the resulting AI models useless. The Chinese government has hesitated to ban the tool, as doing so would publicly acknowledge these exploitative labor practices.

@bruh__99 yeah that was the little joke I was makin :^)

@IRLoadingScreen Are we talking about Bear from Obsession?

Some prefer the bear, but Bear is the villain

@YourMuthr especially that one that's traveling towards you your whole life and if it touches you, you die

@IRLoadingScreen In other news, snails are a lot fucking scarier than I previously thought they were

@HeWhoHasNoName @ryangrim Lol

@IRLoadingScreen @ryangrim I was there, saw it with my own eyes, and don't believe those supposed survey figures for a second.

18 year olds who enlisted in the military made their own choice, ok, fine, but senators with fully formed frontal cortexes bear a bit more responsibility for sending them

@HeWhoHasNoName @ryangrim 80% of people didn't, we can look historically how everyone felt about it

@IRLoadingScreen @ryangrim Iraq was always wrong and a ton of people knew from the start. It was one of the earliest modern era whole-media-plus-state psyops, like the Permission Structures that Obama used later. Iraq was a distraction from Afghanistan and the FATAs where the real war always was.

Jeff Bezos' Blue Origin rocket has exploded during a hotfire test in Cape Canaveral, Florida. The heavy-lift New Glenn rocket erupted into a massive fireball, completely destroying the vehicle and severely damaging the launch pad infrastructure ahead of a planned satellite mission. Although the incident marks a significant setback for the company's spaceflight ambitions, Blue Origin confirmed that all personnel were accounted for and completely safe.

We lost him 10 years ago, today. Rest in power, Harambe.

I'm the best dementia test taker there is, believe me 👐. They ask me "Sir, can you identify this animal, sir" and because I'm smart I say "Yes, it's a giraffe" 😏. Then they ask me, draw a clock. And I do- no one can draw clocks like I can folks- the best clocks you've ever seen 👌. The most beautiful clocks in the world, many people are saying. That Sleepy Joe could never do a clock, never in history could he do a clock! He'd be like "AHHH I CANT REMEMBER 👋🫨👌HOW DO I DO A CLOCK"

Oh God its real

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