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@FilthyHumansIII Here is Rudy Giuliani in drag in a skit where Trump motorboats him

@IRLoadingScreen Oh homophobia is selective. Even to the point of lying.

Rudy Giuliani, former NYC mayor, Trump's personal lawyer, and drag queen, is in critical condition in a hospital in Florida. No further details available at this time.

@IRLoadingScreen Male characters with foresight detect altered appearance in dye form, so hiding in "dye status" or "color streak" does not make you attractive to them. Substract intelligence from charisma times decades of male's age rounding ones up. Forfeit integrity points times player age.

My favorite type of fun facts are ones that give you whiplash like this one. Lemme know if you have any of your own ;)

Olivia Henderson, the Doordash girl who went viral for, in her eyes, being harassed by a man who fell asleep half-naked awaiting his Doordash order, has been indicted by a grand jury on two counts of 2nd degree unlawful surveillance for her alleged actions of entering the man's home and filming him without consent while he was half-naked. She has plead not guilty.

@TheLaurenChen People have been betting on a housing crash for like 5 years. It happened. The housing didn't crash, it plateaued like 3 years ago. I think the hopium of affordable housing finally coming round is what keeps it going viral.

Everyone's saying a housing crash is coming. Consumer sentiment is in the garbage. Yet odds of a recession are declining and stocks are up. Am I missing something?

@DownYellowSpam So I get an extra $2 in my wallet?

@IRLoadingScreen You don’t put $20 back in, you end up putting a total of ~$22 in

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@IAPolls2022 Being more underwater with men than women in any age group is crazy I wonder whats happening in the zoomer mind that gives them that much gender parity

PEW RESEARCH: Trump's net approval crosstabs (55 subgroups) Age (four way) and gender 🔴 Men 18-29: (-51) 🔴 Women 18-29: (-49) 🔴 Men 30-49: (-32) 🔴 Women 30-49: (-44) 🟤 Men 50-64: (-3) 🔴 Women 50-64: (-25) 🟤 Men 65+: (-3) 🔴 Women 65+: (-25) —— Race and education 🔴 White college Grad: (-27) 🟤 White some college or less: (-5) 🔴 Black college grad: (-79) 🔴 Black some college or less: (-69) 🔴 Hispanic college grad: (-42) 🔴 Hispanic some college or less: (-54) —— and Education 🔴 Men college grad: (-31) 🟤 Men some college or less: (-17) 🔴 Women college grad: (-43) 🔴 Women some college or less: (-32 —— Race/Ethnicity 🟤 White: (-13) 🔴 Black: (-73) 🔴 Hispanic: (-52) 🔴 Asian: (-52) —— Community type 🔴 Urban: (-51) 🔴 Suburban: (-33) ⚪ Rural (even) —— Race and Gender 🟤 White men: (-7) 🟤 White women: (-18) 🔴 Black men: (-62) 🔴 Black women: (-90) 🔴 Hispanic men: (-43) 🔴 Hispanic women: (-57) 🔴 Asian men: (-40) 🔴 Asian women: (-53) —— Gender 🟤 Male: (-22) 🔴 Female: (-36) —— Age 🔴 18-29: (-51) 🔴 30-49: (-38) 🟤 50-64: (-14) 🟤 65+: (-14) —— Party/lean 🟢 Rep/lean Rep: (+37) 🔴 Dem/lean Dem: (-89) —— Part lean and ideology 🟢 Conservative Rep: (+58) 🟢 Moderate Rep: (+4) 🔴 Conservative Dem: (-85) 🔴 Liberal Dem: (-96) —— Religion 🟤 PROTESTANT (-8) 🟢 White Evangelical Protestant: (+32) 🟤 White non Evangelical Protestant: (-12) 🔴 Black Protestant: (-75) —— 🔴 CATHOLIC: (-28) ⚪ White Catholic: (even) 🔴 Hispanic Catholic: (-72) 🔴 UNAFFILIATED: (-57) 🔴 Atheist: (-82) 🔴 Agnostic: (-70) —— 🟢 Trump — voters: (+36) 🟢 Trump White voters: (+62) 🔴 2024 non voters: (-48) 🟢 Trump voters: 18-34 (+14) 🟢 Trump voters 35-49 (+40) 🟢 Trump voters: 50+ (+74) —— n=5,103 A | April 20-23

If it was public knowledge that Eve was willing, able, and taking action on her ability to create a literal infinite amount of gold, the idea alone would ravage gold markets. Why invest in something that gains most of its value from its scarcity if some 20 year-old can, on a whim, decide to make it worthless?

@TheAmreld @FireGoku_ Selling actual gold isn't fraud. She says she worries how it'd affect the economy which is a retarded argument considering even a billion dollars worth of gold would barely register as a blip in the gold markets.

Whyyy?

@FireGoku_ Her dad, Adam Wilkins, is resisting temptation, the golden apple offered by Eve. Sounds familiar 🤔

@CSP_Trading When you pay interest on a personal loan you also pay it with after-tax dollars, you just pay it to someone else instead of your future self.

@IRLoadingScreen all these morons 'hurr durr what about missing out on 10% return' are missing the point. The real issue is the fact that youre paying off the loan with post tax dollars which you'll pay taxes on when you withdraw. youre paying taxes on the same dollar twice

@DownYellowSpam I have $100 in my wallet. I remove a $20 bill from my wallet, and put the $20 bill back in my wallet. How much money is in my wallet?

@IRLoadingScreen No it’s not. You pay ~8-9% interest to yourself Paying interest to yourself != 0% interest

@Jjzcol If you're really strapped (mmmfgh 🥵) for cash you can apply for an emergency withdrawal which doesn't charge any extra fees

@IRLoadingScreen If someone is strapped for cash and only has 401k left is it better to do this or just withdrawl all together and take the fee?