What the hell is our R&D department doing?
Sears Canada Parody@SearsStores
BREAKING: Health Canada has approved the ZellerSears & Co Vaccine
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Le Château
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Le Château
@Ie_Chateau
Hip retail store that is now part of the Defunct Canadian stores club *not affiliated with Le Château in any way*
Parody 参加日 Ekim 2020
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This is a crime against humanity. We have escalated this tweet to all of our U.S stores to bar this individual from entering our stores. We will not tolerate such inhuman acts.
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Our New Year Le Château storewide frenzy sale is suspended till further notice due to social distancing rules.
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Oh no @SearsStores. An SCP? We had one once. Good luck.
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@SearsStores Uh oh. Ikea has one too. They are monsters that pose a threat to society.
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Our hearts go out for the officers that had to put lives on the line today against the attacks on the Capital.
We know many were cut and injured. Thank you for serving and defending.
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Today marks the last day of 2020.
Make 2021 the best year of your life.
Happy New Year’s Eve from Le Château!
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Our doors are open for business for this years Boxing Day! Please refrain from trampling over each other for stock, we don’t want an incident like last year (:
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From all of us here at Le Château, Merry Christmas!
If you know someone in retail, be sure to wish them and thank them. They are the MVPs during holiday retail season.
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Le Château has decided to put the rest of our Christmas budget into installing a much requested flat screen TV in our stores and playing holiday movies till the end of the year.
Up first: Elf
Enjoy.
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Today is the second last Friday of 2020.
This year has taken huge toll on all of our mental health’s (yes us too) always remember to check on yourself and those around you.
Happy holidays from us at Le Château! 💛
Remember to stay safe!
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Le Château would like to proudly announce we will be joining this mission. We would like to thank everyone who made this possible. #ChateauToTheMoon
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In case you missed it: Canada will join the US on the first crewed mission to the moon in over 50 years. This will make Canada the second — ever — country to send an astronaut to deep space. 🌖
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Wait.. the Santa at Le Château isn’t the real one? ....someone call mall security right now
Sears Canada Parody@SearsStores
If there’s only one Santa Claus then how do we have a Santa in all of our locations?!
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It’s that time of month again. @TheZellersStore & @futureshopcan are trending! Are you guys finally coming out of defunct retirement?
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We here at Le Château would like your opinion on this sandwich we just made. We think we did a pretty darn good job.
Also, Happy Friday!
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@KmartStoresCAN @PJsPetCentres @Saharou @kevinamackenzie @futureshopcan @ConsumersDistr @BiwayCanada @DominionGrocers @Woolco_Store @SearsStores @LewiscraftStore @Zellers_Zeddy @Eatons2 @BeaverLumberLTD We allow our customers to use a fingerprint scanner to directly withdraw money to pay for clothes here at Le Château.
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@PJsPetCentres @Saharou @kevinamackenzie @futureshopcan @ConsumersDistr @BiwayCanada @DominionGrocers @Woolco_Store @SearsStores @LewiscraftStore @Zellers_Zeddy @Eatons2 @BeaverLumberLTD @Ie_Chateau We have plans to upgrade our machines in 2022. I wouldn't mind stopping by to try one of those out before we go all in.
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Looking for a laugh while you stroll down memory lane? Follow these parody accounts. @KmartStoresCAN @futureshopcan @PJsPetCentres @ConsumersDistr @BiwayCanada @DominionGrocers @Woolco_Store @SearsStores @LewiscraftStore @Zellers_Zeddy @Eatons2 @BeaverLumberLTD @Ie_Chateau
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