Mika

Washed up salary woman who's missed the bus:

@letsluviris You get it, you get it 🥲

@Inckyyy everytime i see an employed person on twitter i get filled with rage and print out their pfp to make out with furiously in my bedroom

I keep seeing other people on twitter and it's pissing me off, please stop being: -Employed -Loved -Happy -More attractive than me Thank you <3

Living in the UK almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

@thisiszaiaaa They're delicious until I start smoking them

How do people get addicted to cigarettes I've smoked off and on since like 16 but they're fucking GROSS

@adreamofspringg It'll make you poop ^-^

@adreamofspringg wtf are you even talking about 😨

they're (obv) yaoi

@hyfenphaye ty please keep it up 🫡

@Inckyyy up to none of this I'll have you know

@milly412777 Well I deeply appreciate it

@Inckyyy good news I'm none of those things

@Cassperture rahhh long live the ncr

just a girl and her rapidly declining republic

me 1 second into Sunday's race #prediction #tRUSt is failing #pleasegodplease #Russellrest

@adreamofspringg what does lord of the rings have to do with this shit??!?

HOW TF am I meant to get a job when OTHER PEOPLE are also applying for jobs???? Like what chance do I have!?

The community note lol

@fujohegel Does it happen to be Call Me Maybe? Because if it's not idgaf sorry

@fujohegel Frrrrr, call me maybe is the best song ever written !!!

@hoyeonjmaxxer You're welcome lol🤷‍♀️👍

@Inckyyy thabk you

yes my face is fucked i know its over