Jake'Boink'Thompson

im not mad.... im just disappointed.... prntscr.com/ar4a49

@Bruinussy They should definitely invite PHWL all stars to the NHL all star weekend. Playing a co-ed game would be lose lose.

Am i crazy to think they should have like a pwhl vs nhl tournament during the all star break next year?

@EdmontonRaider Only took 4 1st overall picks in 6 years to do it 10 years later!

Oilers the only Pacific Team with a positive Goal Differential.

@JCog88 @settledown69 The puck has to lose forward, it did not. He did, but that’s a good goal.

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No goal , lost forward momentum.

@CanucksArmy I’m legit about to block you retards. Every other post is trying to trade him, get a new whipping boy or find a new hobby. Y’all need a good long hard look in the mirror. It’s fucking pathetic

Which NHL teams are most likely to be interested in an Elias Pettersson trade this summer? 📰: New Article ✍️: Stephan Roget 🔗: canucksarmy.com/news/vancouver…

@TopTierPucks How many first overall picks do you guys need to waste 10 years of the best player in hockey 😂 you gotta really worry about your own team

Results from Canadian teams last night: Habs win ✅ Sens win ✅ Leafs win ✅ Jets win ✅ Flames win ✅ Oilers win ✅ Canucks lose ❌ Do Vancouver fans ever get tired of their team being an embarrassment? I don’t know if there’s a more poverty franchise in the 4 major sports

@liam_in_paris @potatocurr91740 But that’s once every 9.5s. This is every attack.

@JakeLXIX @potatocurr91740 Opportunity gives 200 ms for 1.5s

I think this would be a cool way to make Phantom Dancer more than just a stat stick

@SatiarShah “How can I take a positive achievement and still get my digs in”. Just shut the fuck up if you can’t just congratulate him holy fuck. Like do you not realize you are the problem?

500 points in the NHL is an impressive feat, so is doing it in 533 games but EP40's regression the past couple seasons takes the shine away from what should be celebratory achievement

@Canucks Officially shooting above 1%! My boy

🚨 POWER PLAY SHAKE AND JAKE 🚨

@TopTierPucks @NHL_Watcher Poor guy. Did I hurt your wittle feewings

@JakeLXIX @NHL_Watcher Idk if you'd even get on the ice

Who takes the Norris? I'm going with Werenski.

@liam_in_paris @potatocurr91740 MS is still the most op stat in the game, it would need to go to like 3050, and 40 is still a bit much.

@potatocurr91740 It's decaying, short duration and it's highly conditional (crit AND hitting a champion), while also being traded for 5% AS and 2% MS. I think it's fair. The idea is to reward high attack speed + crit chance when fighting champions by giving extra MS.

@TopTierPucks @NHL_Watcher I should hope so. I mean I defend better than him, and I could easily pot 50 pts playing with mcdrai

@JakeLXIX @NHL_Watcher The only wrong answer is Jake Thompson

@NHL_Watcher Werenski should win. He is by all metrics other than pure points, the clear lone standing front runner.

@TopTierPucks @NHL_Watcher The only wrong answer.

@NHL_Watcher Bouchard

@EastVan808 Taking the word of Tocchet, for 1 year, after belittling him all year trying to force him into a 3 line shutdown centre, forcing him to switch trainers, doesn’t mean he didn’t train. It means he’s been trying to be something he isn’t. What we “expected” isn’t what Tocchet wanted

Harsh bro 😂 Look at the best players in the game. They're obsessed with hockey. Guys that got their payday and can take it (hockey) or leave it are often problematic. They don't usually come to camp as a better player after their summer. You want players that come into camp as one of the best conditioned guys and a chip on their shoulder. Ready to go from day 1.

4 years later and nothing has changed. #Canucks

@Adamkblat I think the right answer is actually Hronek. Dudes been glue. Everyone speaks highly of him, he’s taking media for the first time in his career, he’s been solid on the blue line, despite all of this, hasn’t gotten much credit.

Who is the #Canucks Unsung Hero this season?

@EastVan808 No, you don’t. You want balance or else they burnout, especially in this hyper toxic environment. Our media, and people like you, drive guys out of town in droves. Prosecuted if they take pictures of themselves taking a break. Being sad about a miscarriage means he needs a trade.

@JakeLXIX I know you're being sarcastic but for real - you want your highest paid player to be a hockey nerd. First to show up to practice, last to leave, train like a mad man in the offseason. Eat, sleep and breathe hockey. Unfortunately Petey could take it or leave it.

@JSandlak19 Not homosexual, incestual. Sorry that you’re too ham and cheese to understand.

@JakeLXIX Jake “#nohockeyknowledge” Thompson resorting to homosexual comments because he can’t formulate a sentence. Fuck off Jake.

If you think Quinn Hughes quit on the Canucks you have #nohockeyknowledge #tradebestplayerhurtfeelingsSweden #baby #noeffortorheart

@TopTierPucks @CanucksRebuilds “Let’s see how I can make this about the oilers.” Incompetent management has nothing to do with your trash ass team 😂 you’ve had almost 10 years of McDavid and haven’t won a cup. Brother you should really worry more about your own backyard.

Pettersson Podkolzin Miller Suter Kuzmenko Hoglander Garland Boeser Beauvilier Hughes Mikheyev Hughes Hronek Demko You just finished 1st in the Pacific. Any competent organization could’ve taken this core and turned it into 7+ years of success. You probably would’ve if you beat Edmonton too

It’s actually hilarious how the Canucks had finally ended their rebuild, had so many stars and key players, and even won the division. Everything was looking bright for the franchise and they were set for a decade of cup contention And then they ran into the Edmonton Oilers.