Jake'Boink'Thompson

im not mad.... im just disappointed.... prntscr.com/ar4a49

@TopTierPucks @TheMugNHL Yeah Frank is absolutely the most reliable source

Per Frank Seravalli, Evan Bouchard had a concussion during the 2026 playoffs. It makes sense now why he wasn’t at the top of the game, yet haters will open their dumb loud mouths about him #LetsGoOilers H/T @TheMugNHL

@the_habitant @ChaissonSpencer He has nagging ligament injuries in his knee. Let’s not forget that he still leads his draft class in points.

@ChaissonSpencer I think he needs a change of scenery, you can’t just forget how to play hockey to THIS degree, THIS fast, especially without a major injury

Genuinely such a shame that they’re not getting a top 2 pick in the draft

@AxTheEx @thorku He was the main reason for the toxic locker room culture #fact

@thorku Because he did not want to be on the Canucks anymore because of the toxic locker room culture #fact

I’m honestly asking — why did another team trade this guy?

@rswitty @TopTierPucks He didn’t play hockey, and is currently in Alberta highschool. The lowest IQ province for a reason lmfao

@TopTierPucks I’ve seen so many of your takes. And it’s clear you have zero hockey knowledge. Did you play hockey?

Why is Cale Makar doing his best pylon impression during the 2nd round of the playoffs? And casuals tried to tell me he should win the Norris 🤔

@spongebobsloth Not-guilty verdict. No proof, while the judge said the woman who accused him was a liar. Funny you can call him that considering you have never met him.

carter hart with any coach, with any team, and on any day of his life: • a rapist • a liar • literal piece of shit

@Canucks_Enjoyer Where is Hronek going? And what are we getting for him?

#Canucks lines next year👀 might be a little more exciting Ep40-Malhotra-Boeser Ohgren-Rosso-Karlsson Debrusk-Cootes-Lekkermaki Douglas-Raty-Patterson Buium-? MPetey-Willander Dpetey-Mancini Demko Lanks

@realfbllliason Welcome to Rick Tocchet hockey. Where Juulsen is your best player and your stars are out of shape, lazy and irresponsible defensively. Have fun with bottom 6, 12 shot hockey

Trevor Zegras before the 3rd period, look at the body language from the Philadelphia Flyers star

@Harper08L @citchmook Do all this shit without McDavid and Drai. He disappears.

@citchmook Numbers don’t lie.

Evan Bouchard scored 95 points and wasn't a Norris finalist because he's horrendous defensively, doesn't create his own offense, half of his points came on the power play and half of his assists were secondary. Without Connor McDavid, Bouch is a 50 point defenseman.

@TopTierPucks “Let me cherry pick a bunch of stats that have nothing to do with proving Bouchard is the best defenseman because I can’t prove that he isn’t a McDavid draisaitl merchant like the rest of the league can see” The real litmus test is any argument other than “he had the most pts”

“Evan Bouchard didn’t deserve the Norris” - Evan Bouchard has better defensive metrics than all of Norris finalists - Evan Bouchard led the Norris finalists by a combined 51 points - Evan Bouchard faced the 10th most difficult competition in the entire league - Evan Bouchard played more PK relative to this teammates than any of the Norris Finalists - Evan Bouchard has a Goal Dif On Ice vs Off Ice higher than all Norris finalists combined by a 41 goal margin - Evan Bouchard played with the worst goaltending in the NHL and the worst defensive system - Evan Bouchard had less giveaways leading to goals than the other finalists combined - Evan Bouchard was lights out to end the season while some of the finalists ghosted - Evan Bouchard should be the Norris winner but he’s not because of Eastern pundits and morons who watch Tiktok Clips to base their perception of a player If you believe he’s not deserving of the Norris, that says something about your hockey knowledge. Biggest litmus test in hockey

@TopTierPucks It’s about time

I’m ending it all.

@God_Fearingman2 @kylaer_ Vancouver has once, they had number 3. They traded the 4th overall, two 3rd rounds and another 1st round to get it. Vancouver has also never moved up in the draft, they’ve dropped in 7 of 12 years and stayed the same in 5. The odds of them moving up at least once is 98.9%

@JakeLXIX @kylaer_ Not to mention the flames have never drafted in the top three before Vancouver has multiple times.

@God_Fearingman2 @kylaer_ Brother…. Vancouver is the only team to be hit with a recapture penalty. (And kind of Florida). 16 chances to move up in the lottery, never once, instead dropped a total of 9 spots over 7 years dropping. Calgary has had 4 chances and dropped only once, still getting Tkachuk.

@kylaer_ The league hates the flames significantly more stop coping.

@TopTierPucks Oilers fans constantly talk about how much better Bouchard is than Makar vs Avs fans who don’t think about Bouchard at all for the most part. Kind of self explanatory who’s better

Avs fans constantly talk about how much better MacKinnon is than McDavid vs Oilers fans who don’t think about Mack at all for the most part Kind of self explanatory who’s better

@G2League They’ve been saying that for the last 5 years.

Faker is 30, this fuckery won't go on for much longer, thank god

@JFreshHockey @lagging3k @nut7953 This has to be the most ignorant, blatantly rage baiting lines of questions/comments I’ve seen from you. Hughes was drafted at 7, not 1. Sometimes you get lucky. Edmonton drafted first overall four times in six years. Then they changed the rules so that wouldn’t happen again.

@lagging3k @nut7953 where did McDavid get drafted? where did Hughes get drafted? yeah, sometimes big markets are going to draft 1st overall

can someone explain to me why the NHL would rig the draft lottery to favour Toronto and not Chicago, New York, Florida, Nashville, or Seattle

@Flyers_Clips You clearly haven’t heard about the Edmonton oilers. Lmfao

@Avsfan3319 @TopTierPucks All the good ones are still in the playoffs

@TopTierPucks A lot of guys must have said no for Bouchard to be the #1 dman. Let’s hope Canada doesn’t get embarrassed 🤷‍♂️

Evan Bouchard and Darnell Nurse have been added to Team Canada’s World Championship roster #LetsGoOilers It sounds like Bouchard will be the #1 defenseman on this team. Nurse maybe raising his trade value?

@troybeck @fuckx1969 I mean, let’s be honest. His “leadership” didn’t help much

@fuckx1969 Just say you’re a Canucks fan and that horrible management ruined the team and we can all move on.

If you don’t have Qughes and Cale in your top 5 current best NHL players, you’re dead wrong. 1. MacKinnon 2. Kuch 3. McDavid 4. Cale 5. Qughes

@BizNasty2point0 Fuckin why? It’s not like either of them actually played bad LOL.

Pull your fucking goalie

@ThighDoctor @cam071109 People were skiing like that in the olympics this year

@cam071109 You can cut your MCL off the bone and try to skate

0% chance he had a high grade MCL Probably didn’t understand the doctor or just embellishing for clout