Jerk Factory

Tanner doublefisting waters.

I think we found the culprit. #goodnewseveryone

Ya jerks

Finished 14th. If we had been seeded 4th and lost all of our games would have came 12th. #CUC2017 #wishweplayeddna

@saltyultimate #bodyshaming

@rcultimate Did Garret say yes!!!!?!?!? #congrats #anchorengagement #1240=newpersonalbest

Hopefully they extrapolate our stats and prorate our player fees. #CUC2017 #only7games #iplayed8atbostoninvite

Congrats to DNA on the win. If we had boat raced instead of UC assuming we would lose then we would have had a much better chance. #CUC2017

Ultimate Canada bows to the geriatric voters in the updated Saturday schedule #10hourbye #CUC2017 #fomo (#fearofmastersopen)

Burn of the day goes to Emily Clark. "Did they forget to put in Tanner's stats?" #Cuc2017

@JasperDupuis @rcultimate @saltyultimate @AnchorUltimate Almost as deep as those twelve guys who roasted you today. #channellingmyinnerandrewjohnston

I think he means "win or lose we go to bed early". #isit10:15yet? twitter.com/rcultimate/sta…

@traffic_ulti @CUC_tweet @JustinTrudeau @UltimateCanada UPDATE: UPI is the former home of #CUC2017.

@ultilifeco Now there's an ultimate player I'd like to fuck.

@ty_smith @JasperDupuis Don't worry. We are still on track to meet seed.

@JasperDupuis @rcultimate @saltyultimate @AnchorUltimate All this while carrying a few hali guys who can't catch breadbasket pancakes. #jaaaaaasssspppeeeeerrrr #toosoon

.@ty_smith keeps sending me pictures of @AnchorUltimate's past success like I'm supposed to be intimidated by this shit.

Jerk factory is sent to turf fields because apparently women's and master's can't cut hard enough to destroy fields.

@AnchorUltimate @saltyultimate @UltimateCanada Thanks for the shoutout! #fuckanchor