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The stadium is dog shit. It’s a Mickey Mouse dome. The seats are tight af. Place is awful. Baseball inside is just a joke. The location is painful there is 1 road in. You will sit in traffic for an hour from the exit to the garage. Cheap owner, awful product. What a waste of a dope City

@DanClarkSports Cause its the shittiest stadium in MLB with the shittiest location and by far the shittiest parking, not to mention the drab and horrible atmosphere. I saw my beloved Dodgers there last year had front row behind Dodger dugout and it STILL sucked….

𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗧: The Miami Marlins are an absolute embarrassment to MLB. Pulling a crowd of just 6,515 tonight is genuinely pathetic, and I don't give a crap about those who will argue, "But it's against the White Sox." This is a pro sports team in a city of 6.4M people (wider metro).

@JBforThr33 @AbramsonFL @DanClarkSports Panthers games are packed have you lost your fucking mind? Seriously go to bed your an idiot

@AbramsonFL @DanClarkSports 3/4 is being generous in the regular season. Playoffs absolutely but that’s the knock on the sports culture down here, people don’t want to show up until teams are about to win.

@JustinM27400217 @Jimmyking35 @NHL @NHLPlayerSafety NHL players safety is a bunch of pussies. BS calls all year long the refs and the league are soft. Let’s call a cross check to the face then call embellishment at the same time. Tripping for bumping into a guy? Sure. These refs deserve to be homeless

@Jimmyking35 He shouldn’t be allowed to play until matthews comes back. That should be the suspension for all of these dirty illegal plays that result in injury @NHL @NHLPlayerSafety fix this and get it right next season!

Radko Gudas, who recently ended Auston Matthews season, answers the bell from Max Domi right at face off Gudas on the decision to dress for last night’s game: “To stand behind my own mistakes, I want to address it myself” Gudas didn’t throw one punch

@TopTierPucks @KFLETCH___ Zoom in you fuck tard

@KFLETCH___ I’d like to see a better angle of center ice. You can’t see the empty seats

I’m crying the Florida bandwagons really disappeared the second the team sucked again 😭😭

@FlaPanthers @AmerantArena

All Pride at @AmerantArena 🏳️‍🌈

One of the smartest people on the planet has turned into a bozo the clown. You don’t think that we need surgeon to have oversight when a robot is doing open-heart surgery?? You are a complete fucking clown Elon. And that hurts me to say because I don’t like liberals that hate on him. They are the worst. However, Elon thinks there’s gonna be universal high income in five years?? he said stop saving for retirement. This guy is going to go down in history as one of the biggest frauds. The netflix doc will be wild when tesla stock goes down 97% 🫵🏽🤡

Elon Musk just told the world to stop training surgeons. Not slow down. Stop. Musk: “There’ll probably be more Optimus robots that are great surgeons than there are all surgeons on Earth.” The entire global surgical workforce. Redundant. Before a current med student finishes residency. “Don’t go to medical school?” Musk: “Yes. Pointless.” Twelve years. Half a million dollars. One word. Optimus does not shake. Does not fatigue. Does not flinch at hour eleven of a twelve-hour operation. It improves every night while the surgeon sleeps. By year four, Musk says he’d stake everything on it. By year five, it is not close. Then came the line that rewrites who medicine has ever belonged to. Musk: “Everyone will have access to medical care that is better than what the president receives right now.” Medicine has always been rationed by wealth. The best surgeons on Earth have always belonged to the powerful. That ends. Completely. Within five years. The machine does not calibrate its precision to your net worth. It does not save its best work for the wealthy. Full capacity, every time, for everyone. One day, choosing a human surgeon over a robot will feel like refusing the anesthesia. Human hands are no longer medicine’s highest standard. The ones who doubted this will understand it the day they need surgery, not a surgeon.

@TheThompsonDink @barstoolsports @Tesla FSD is elite right now. Does it make a wrong turn occasionally sure but you can put it in mad max mode and it will haul ass even get you a ticket. It won’t pass on a single lane road tho. What a fucking menace this dude is

@barstoolsports I wonder if he knows Tesla has self driving features

Tiger Woods Allegedly Doesn't Want To Hire A Driver Due To "Privacy Concerns" Because He "Doesn't Want Anyone To Know What He Is Doing" s.barstool.link/c/article-3566…

With pride 🌈 This year’s Pride Night jerseys, designed by the very talented Trey Opp!

@HustleBitch_ My nigga is speed balling ⛽️🚀🚀

🚨 TIGER WOODS DUI MUGSHOTS — SOMETHING ISN’T RIGHT Both times: • Arrested for DUI • Blew 0.00 Same story. Nine years apart. Look at his eyes. What do you see?

@mikealfred @zachrudolph87 Do you understand you are lame and no one cares about your scenario

@zachrudolph87 Do you understand that you don’t need a high credit score to make money?

Imagine you had to choose your life at age 40: Option A: Single. No kids. $50M net worth. 850 credit score. Private jet. Option B: Married. 2 kids. $3M net worth. Drive a Toyota. 10 BTC in cold storage. 500 credit score. Fly Southwest. Be honest, which life are you choosing?

@mikealfred This is a gay farming endeavor Mike

@barstoolsports His wife 🐬🐬🐬

New Providence Head Coach Bryan Hodgson is already a legend

@PolyCopy_trade @cryptosymbiiote Wrong. Wait until unemployment comes in hotter. Than your mommas 😻 no Trump tweets, no cease-fire, only cyborg robots marching into town doing the two step. I kinda sounded like grok writing this 😆

the 2022 dump happened during rate hikes. this one has a mined strait freezing the Fed at 1.85% cut odds by April. ceasefire odds just jumped to 21% by March 31 and 53% by April 30. if the deal lands oil drops Fed cuts BTC reverses. the chart pattern is identical. the macro is not

BTC FORMED A HUGE DUMP PATTERN BACK IN 2022, THE SAME PATTERN LED TO 55% DUMP WE ARE GOING LOWER

@boxingisdumb @hyres_william @digijordan @Figure_robot Your mother is a cum dumpster

@hyres_william @digijordan @Figure_robot Teachers are the most overpaid easily replaceable workers in the world. We could swap them out with YouTube and see no difference

The White House today had a @Figure_robot explain to the world that it will soon be replacing teachers… And it will. It will also replace surgeons, lawyers, pilots, truck drivers, police officers, soldiers and basically every other job. And believe it or not…this is good.

@TopTierPucks @zach_20007 You’re an idot 🫵🏽🤡

NHL all time franchise rankings

Out of the 800 fucking celebrity scammers that are leaches in this space. This is the battle you are picking?? I don’t have time to list all of them., but they all get a pass from Beanie the gay penguin. You were dead silent then which is cool, I don’t care cause I never traded a lil pump, waka flaka, Caitlyn Jenner, coin. NOW This chick gets gaslit by shady dev’s goes against ct “leadership” who warned her, and she still lets a shady team launch a meme with her account. All of a sudden Hawk Tua is the biggest scammer ever and literally an insane bitch??? Thats your gay story?? Grow some balls, leave her alone and spare the bull shit

Literally insane. This ugly bitch that stole millions of dollars directly from her fans is now claiming to be a victim. We were there. She was warned repeatedly not to do a memecoin. She then went dark for days when it predictably imploded. Hailey Welch is a diabolical fraud.

@AlexShallamov @WhatChaosShow @SIASport Mackie is awful. Just stop. Jersey tucked in taking up space. None of the studs on the ducks / sharks/ etc.. ever looked this bad to start a career

@WhatChaosShow @SIASport I proposed the 1st, Rodrigues and Samoskevich. Mackie has a lot of upside, but like Owen Tippett, I don't think it will be here where he fulfills it.

If the Panthers end up with a high pick, do they swing for Brady Tkachuk? Presented by @SIASport

@j_fishback Bomb Iran fuck them 💥

Would you rather spend $200 billion to bomb Iran or…? A: give every teacher in America a $62,500 bonus B: provide downpayment assistance for 20 million young families C: build 1,300 rural hospitals

@MEXC_Official coming thru 🚀 🐳