Jez Proctor

Every day, just like Johnson, just like Truss, Sunak sends out a minister who should be speaking about things that matter to people, to defend the indefensible conduct of a ministerial colleague. They have presided over a collapse in standards in public life

🤦‍♂️ Elon, mate.

Oh, so many people need to hear this

Of all the words written about the catastrophe of the past week, this letter in the FT sums it up best of all. And it’s worse than we might have thought.

Vestido de tinta: @bellahadid tem peça pintada em seu corpo durante desfile em Paris --> glo.bo/3rlNQEY

@clangwith I would love to see the template, thank you!

@doug_hanke Just started on Ep1 Season 1 this weekend based on your love of the show! 🙌🏼 So far, so good 🎉

Tube on strike, I dawdled to Paddington on Friday. Passing the old wrought iron sign for Pizza Express, I was reminded of an event 30+ years ago, when I got caught up in a drama that resulted in a divorce, two marriages and many changed lives. It began with a heart attack 🧵

@laurenlself @zillow @profgalloway

ahead of the $open earnings call tomorrow, a story 🧵 the house across the street from me in Las Vegas has been for sale for a while. out of curiosity, i checked the @Zillow price history.

@mgsiegler Welcome to Britain :) 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿📺

Currently at the hour of British television where there are not one but *two* shows about veterinarians. This to be followed by several shows in a row on grisly murders.

$MSTR posts *MASSIVE* loss of $94.01/share (or $1.06B). @saylor to step down as CEO. Company will split CEO and Executive Chairman role, which Saylor will assume. Perhaps leveraging in to bitcoin wasn't the best ... strategy. 🤷‍♂️

Yesterday was my last day of working at Google. Perhaps this comes as surprise to you twitter folks, as I haven't widely announced that I left academia to try something new. Here's what I learned in 9 months as a Data Analyst who (temporarily) left Astronomy for Big Tech. 1/n

Eventually BMW will make the turn signal feature only available via subscription And no BMW driver will pay for it They don't even use it when it's free 😂

@msuster Very happy for you both 💕

The huge plus of sharing private moments publicly is the comments always remind me people are fundamentally good vs when people post on heated topics. ❤️✌🏼🕊

Receiving A Call When You’re Already On A Call

@thejazzemu @mgsiegler Have you seen this? 😂

Things that don’t exist: • “Zero to one” product manager • Viral content marketer • Full stack engineer • Designer who can prototype If you find one, don’t fuck it up because they can start their own company. They don’t actually need you.

Discipline is a parent's most sacred job. 6 powerful principles for disciplining your kids (without damaging them):

@sunny_hundal Ta. Got me grinning like a mf, and reminded me of this twitter.com/muminprogress/…