Kevin C. Swier

@ChiSoxFanMike Sox season has been a Stephen King movie so far 🍿

Imagine getting into the batter’s box against a 6’10 monster. Noah Schultz’s MLB debut will be a movie.

@ChiSoxFanMike And Benintendi — our highest contract — might be the worst of the lot.

I mean this has to be the worst collection of outfielders a MLB team has ever put on the field.

@IfindRetards Money

What causes this transformation?

@IfindRetards Yes.

Is Russell on crack or just retarded?

@FredButt6 @publicpolicyman That’s her limo.

@publicpolicyman Shitter must be full with the septic truck in the picture

Chelsea Handler’s show tonight is SOLD OUT at the Chicago Theater.

@BrianSwaw Hanson!

A quiet Friday night just got a little noisy… Another one rolling in tonight Stay tuned. Do you know the band?

@TheGeneral_0 @CWBChicago

@CWBChicago Has to be a White Sox fan. They are kind of angry from so much losing.

A Northwest Side man threatened to kill President Trump and cut off Barron Trump’s head with a serrated bread knife, and then threatened the Secret Service agent who came to his house to investigate, officials say. cwbchicago.com/2026/04/chicag…

@CWBChicago Was that our Governor?

@Leonard42 Libby McRetard.

Chris Getz… just sign him. Even if it’s a bust… I at least know who the hell he is. He threw a damn no-hitter for us. I know this is the Nostalgia ‘Memba Berries talking, but it’s such an easy low risk move.

@nickshirleyy @GuntherEagleman Oh yes PLEASE.

@GuntherEagleman Is that what the people want?

Dear @nickshirleyy, Now that you have destroyed the careers of Tim Walz and Gavin Newsom, can you expose JB Pritzker next? Thanks brother! Sincerely, Americans

@0xInari_ @PolymarketSport They’ll need to buy TWO seats! BRILLUANT!

@PolymarketSport their fans soon:

🚨TRENDING: A Reddit users just found a way to end tanking in the NBA: - All arena beers start the season at $10 league-wide - For ever win, teams can sell beer for + $0.35 - For ever loss, teams must DROP beer price -$0.20 If this were in place, Wizards would have to pay fans 10 cents every time they ordered a beer.

"Ramble On" is 56 years old and Robert Plant just walked onto The Late Show and made it sound like he wrote it this morning

Why would anyone risk going into Chicago? In just 9 days of April - 29 people have been shot, and 8 people have been killed.

@TripleHHHPaulL Accurate.

When people ask what MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+ means, just show them this

@BrianSwaw Little to no benefit to the host programs??? Maybe we should review the funding afforded to RTCs from USAW. Back in the day, I called out Overtime for this and that got locked down in 20 minutes. 🤣

From my earlier post on RTC, as it is starting to get some good comments. The issue is much more complex than it may initially appear. College coaches often receive last-minute calls on a Friday or Saturday, informing them that a group will be coming to train. This short notice forces coaches to scramble to adjust their plans and find athletes for the visitors to practice with. In some cases, these groups simply arrive after regular practice hours, requiring coaches and wrestlers to stay late. If the coaches do not accommodate these unexpected visits or even planned visits, the groups may threaten to go elsewhere and voice their complaints on social media. They often engage in a comparison game, suggesting that other programs are doing more for their athletes, like Jax….. Sorry, wasn’t supposed to say that… For example, the Bishop McCort team regularly trained at Penn State, while the Raney's trained at Illinois, and Marcus Blaze trained at Ohio State, with little to no benefit to the host programs. All of these teams have jumped through numerous hoops, investing significant time and money. While this situation may arise again, implementing stricter rules could at least provide some support to universities. As I said, you would be surprised to learn who proposed this idea and how much backing it received. It's going to happen and needs to. Lastly, hearing whispers of a few signings trickling out later today.

@BrianSwaw More like this now…

It’s Friday. Jacob Warner accepts an Iowa assistant coaching position, as I was sworn to secrecy by a trusted source. I mentioned it was a former Hawkeye who wouldn’t move the needle for the Iowa fan base. I like the hire. I know the family, and it’s been a whirlwind for them. Jacob accepts the job in Denver, gets engaged, and gets offered the Iowa assistant coaching job—all in the same month. Cue the “I’m coming home” song I had no information on Meyer yesterday, as my only Ivy ties are at Princeton. However, there were rumors flying about Shapiro at NCAA regarding the portal. When the portal opened and he didn’t enter, it signaled he and the coaching staff were seeing eye to eye. @Cornell_Kevins should read his post, as he is spot on. Yesterday was a slow day on the portal, except for Meyer entering. There are lots of visits happening and plans scheduled for this weekend, but no signings to report. A few tidbits: West Virginia has a few visits lined up with guys at 133/141 that would fit nicely in their lineup. I've heard their name a few times in the last few days. Missouri has more money to dip into the portal than most realize. However, they are looking for wrestlers to fit there strong culture. Go look at previous portal signings. I still believe hometown Fuguit is their main target. Add Meyer now to Knox, Provo, Garvin, Norman, Robinson, and Crookman. The Magnificent Seven need to sign within the next 3-5 days to open the floodgates within the portal. I believe most of the same teams are vying for their services—Nebraska, Michigan, Iowa, Ohio State, Iowa State. Watching how these chips fall will be interesting to see how other teams pivot and who else jumps in. Shapiro will not be the last surprise to enter the portal this year. Lastly, more news trickling out of the Big 10 meeting indicates that coaches are looking to enforce a rule: no high school kids in RTCs unless they live within 50 miles. The coaches approved it; now it will move up the chain. You would be surprised who suggested it, and surprisingly, all the big RTC teams agreed. They spend a ton of time and big dollars with little return. Should have more specific updates throughout the day.

@C_3C_3 It’s doing this schtick just for attention now.

The balls on this one… Claiming other people aren’t normal… Totally nuts!

@ChiSoxFanMike So you thing he’s an upgrade over Murphy? KIDDING! 🤣

Feels good to have an actual closer now. Seranthony Dominguez is him.

@PaulVallas @PaulVallas please stop being so truthful and making so much sense… it’s little wonder why the Dems don’t support you.

Mayor Johnson and Chicago Teachers Union lackeys on the school board voted to oppose state participation in the new “federal tax credit scholarship program” that could provide both public and private school families as much as $900 million in direct education support. The funds would go directly to both public and private school families to pay for tutoring services, special education support, early childhood services, transportation, support for children with disabilities, or school tuition. Parents would decide how to use the charitable funds. The CTU, their puppet mayor, and the school board majority he controls oppose the scholarship despite hundreds of millions of dollars going to support public school families, because they are determined to deny low-income families any private school tuition support. The mayor, CTU leaders, and many state and local lawmakers have the means to send their children to private schools or the clout to get their children into magnet schools, while making every effort to deny poorer students the opportunity to do the same. If Illinois refuses to participate in the federal “School Scholarship Initiative,” it will mark yet another surrender to teacher union interests at the expense of Chicago and Illinois middle- and lower-income families. This would be a moral failure of the highest order. The school board majority, the mayor, and other state and local leaders have sold their souls to the Chicago Teachers Union. These actions to deny poor Black families the ability to escape often near-empty, failing private schools would be the envy of the “Jim Crow South.”

@DefiantLs “We can make up and say whatever we want, whatever fits the story we want to tell… because the people who believe us are morons!” Factual and accurate.

Rob Bonta: "While health care fraud might be President Trump's shiny new political talking point, California DOJ has been going after health care fraud since 1979. For decades." "Trump is late to the party."