Aaron

Sometimes it's fun to test the impossible.

@QualityFrog Everything is horrible and nothing works.

@QualityFrog I suspect if you plugged it into a Mac, it wouldn't need a restart...

Can't work on process improvement tasks because the process for getting me access to things I'm supposed to fix is broken. #meta

@biner54 media.giphy.com/media/IiYy6cgM…

Was moved out of my previous cube. New cube not ready to be fully set up. Good thing I have a laptop. Coworker suggested pushing my stuff around in a shopping cart.

Transitioning out of a role is a good opportunity to figure just what the hell it was that you've been doing for the last 8 years...

@g33klady True story: I was part of a project team that *almost* got located in empty jail cells for a 2-year project.

@amaya30 Thanks!

New: A career shift away from focusing on software quality kwalityrules.com/2018/01/25/an-…

How is my organization not already using this? We LOVE killing trees! paperprograms.org

Pondering the dynamics of a job title that has the same word in it twice...

Pro tip: there's a difference between 6:30am and 6:30pm. Also: why on earth are we still using 12-hour times *anywhere* in the technical world?

Looking at email this morning; it feels like I haven't had to deal with this since last year...

Merry Christmas to all my tester friends. Try not to find bugs in your presents, okay?

Never underestimate the importance of functional infrastructure.

"Why would we need to have someone TEST the wrapping paper?!" twitter.com/SubvCopyEd/sta…

Now repeat after me "DevOps is a culture, not a department." #DevOps #culture #technology #attitude

I think I've broken Windows 10. But alas, I repeat myself.

I would've figured they would have a Kirkland Error... twitter.com/erikld/status/…

"As you know, winter has arrived..." Well, actually...