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I have been informed of the most important information ever
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Once again I buy a shelf and then immediately have to return it. (this one was missing a piece)
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do you think the slime in terraria say gel yeah. instead of hell yeah
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I keep working on things that improve my value as an employee rather than things that improve total value
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@POPUFUR @MischievousCur No, pretty much everyone I talked to there proudly claimed shit like how they got their 3rd DUI and totaled their car. All awful stuff said with a beaming smile!
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@MischievousCur @LookAnAlt I'm alone with my thoughts 5 days a week truck driving so, a night out with friends is relaxing.
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Because I wasn't a bitch when I was 20 and got all of the partying out of my system at an appropriate age. I'm not afraid of looking "boring" to losers.
Murray Hill Guy@MurrayHillGuy1
How do people in the suburbs genuinely look forward to Friday night on the couch, Saturday morning at Costco, and call that a weekend? Like you really moved out of the city just to LARP as your parents at 34?
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@zNpesta__ I’ve tried playing this game 3 times but always get so tired of the endless dialogue at the start
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This Mama fox relocated her pups to a new den and provided them with a variety of meals over the week, including rabbit, fish, snake, skunk, goose (or chicken), voles, and more. All seven pups are growing bigger and beginning to explore their surroundings
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The more chicken content I see the more I think of them as the vertibrate equivalent of a decomposer. I also think of them as even more pestilent creatures and wonder how there’s no major parasite chains from chicken to human.
Hakan Kapucu@1hakankapucu
This farmer uses his chickens to get the lice off his dog before the vet arrives. The dog just sits there like, “This isn’t the spa day I wanted.”
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He told me I might have fibromyalgia 😭☠️⚡️⚡️
EvaDerg@_ATROPHIC_
Will the psychiatrist give me a high five or a thumbs up cast your vote
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