literally a noodle🍜🐉🍞
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literally a noodle🍜🐉🍞
@LookAnAlt
I'm so full of lightning yum
Heaven Katılım Şubat 2019
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@MischievousCur Spending New years at a dive bar was a harrowing experience. Before that I totally misunderstood the depth of dysfunction that many people credulously consider normal or even cool. The more they told me the more I realized everyone there was total filth. Necessary experience.
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Because I wasn't a bitch when I was 20 and got all of the partying out of my system at an appropriate age. I'm not afraid of looking "boring" to losers.
Murray Hill Guy@MurrayHillGuy1
How do people in the suburbs genuinely look forward to Friday night on the couch, Saturday morning at Costco, and call that a weekend? Like you really moved out of the city just to LARP as your parents at 34?
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@zNpesta__ I’ve tried playing this game 3 times but always get so tired of the endless dialogue at the start
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The more chicken content I see the more I think of them as the vertibrate equivalent of a decomposer. I also think of them as even more pestilent creatures and wonder how there’s no major parasite chains from chicken to human.
Hakan Kapucu@1hakankapucu
This farmer uses his chickens to get the lice off his dog before the vet arrives. The dog just sits there like, “This isn’t the spa day I wanted.”
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He told me I might have fibromyalgia 😭☠️⚡️⚡️
EvaDerg@_ATROPHIC_
Will the psychiatrist give me a high five or a thumbs up cast your vote
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>”doing a whole lotta nothing”
>lazy son of a freed slave
bruh
packergirl@p9cker_girl
For image 3: PocoLoco's Japanese VA can be heard saying HAPPY! The Dub is straight up fanfiction
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@Rhodie_Rhodes Say the sleeper agent code word to activate his warrior training
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