Mass D. Lorespeaker 🗝️

Being an adult is realising later in life that the relationship between Batman & The Joker is modeled after the relationship between a substitute teacher & the class clown. Arkham is based on the principal's office

Watching yet another YouTube creator I've followed for years use and advertise AI software is pain. The Republic has truly fallen.

I managed to stub my toe twice in the span of 5 minutes. What is the meaning of this? 😆

What’s your first thought when you see this steak?

@DrunkScribe 🤣🤣🤣

Very much enjoying this phase where I say hello to a dog without a single glance at the human next to them. It’s called self-care, babe.

@BatwoMANDA This is already amazing. The finished product will be 🔥

@HouseOfHorrorCo For the genre? 10/10, I'd be surprised if theme parks didn't see revenue decline that year because I fs kept my feet on the ground after watching it

Give your honest 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐃𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝟑 rating!

The way I am actually starving rn and my YouTube shorts are ALL videos of people cooking steaks 😆

@king_reinhardt 🤣🤣

If I mention the yellow pages, do you think my target audience of late teens and early twenty-somethings are gonna know what I'm talking about? 🤔

@Amber_V_Nicole Makes no sense AT ALL, yet people do this persistently!

@MLevare It’s jokes hating the character but the actor!?!!? Tell me you can’t separate fiction from reality

🙄 When will people grow tf up? Adults in diapers.

@xyco_twt Both are dangerous to excess, but salt will kill you much faster than sugar. Lower threshold for a lethal dose of salt.

What’s more dangerous sugar or salt?

@jeanmare_gag On some level Mondays after 25 has to be where the whole Groundhog Day concept came from 😆

it’s 6:30 and I’m already claiming defeat against monday

@FoodPornPhotos Jam (British 😉) with eggs is heretical

What would you change about this plate

Ah, now I'm all caught up. I don't know much about the writing industry yet, but I do know how institutions and organisations generally work. If she felt comfortable enough to tweet that, then it's standard practice with her and hers; she just broke Omerta is all.

TV Show: "Will they? Won't they?" Me: "THEY'RE THE SAME BLOODY QUESTION!" 🤣

Nothing worse than working for an idiot lol

Never thought I'd feel sorry for Otto 😆

@FoodPornPhotos The choices are actually 1, 3, 5 and 7. 2, 4 and 6 are just variants of 1, 3 and 5 (the one behind each). 7 stands alone 😄. I'd take 5.

🛎️ 🌭 Which hot dog are you picking?

@MBlackrane This is basics for most cultures and peoples everywhere itw for a reason. I will always assume that if someone isn't okay with that policy, it's DEFINITELY because they don't wash their socks 🤷🏾‍♂️

Here's why you won't be invited into my shoeless home.

That said, I stilll... don't... condone the actions taken 😅