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New Jersey, USA 参加日 Mart 2011
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Valdez Drexel Edgecomb Jr.
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It's been too long since I had some wonton noodles. Time has come to rectify this.
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This is the reason why a lot of new cars have a "check rear seats" reminder when you shut off the car at the end of the trip if you open the rear doors before you start driving. It can get annoying but it's there for a good reason.
amanda@jailedamanda

In light of the most recent episode of The Pitt, I recommend everyone read Gene Weingarten’s Pulitzer winning 2009 article on parents who lost a child because they accidentally left their baby in the back seat. It makes me cry just thinking about it. washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/maga…

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Jazz night at an old but cool theater
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Hubble@NASAHubble·
Two eyes on the Black Eye Galaxy! Data from Hubble and @NASAWebb combine in this new image of the Black Eye Galaxy, also known as Messier 64. Astronomers used Hubble and Webb to study this galaxy to learn more about star formation in nearby galaxies: go.nasa.gov/4bALYih
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Sen. Bernie Sanders
Sen. Bernie Sanders@SenSanders·
I spoke to Anthropic’s AI agent Claude about AI collecting massive amounts of personal data and how that information is being used to violate our privacy rights. What an AI agent says about the dangers of AI is shocking and should wake us up.
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Guys I have a big announcement……………… I’m about to watch Training Day for the first time ever.
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Chandra Observatory
Chandra Observatory@chandraxray·
Spring into spring with this new image of the Cat's Paw Nebula from NASA's Chandra and @NASAWebb. We expect it to start knocking planets off the counter for sport any minute now. 🐾
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Count Dankula
Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV·
The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.
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Gave me a chuckle.
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