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Me rooting for Mexico to beat Italy, but only by less than 5 runs #WBC



“It’s weird. We want to win this game even though our ticket’s punched to the quarterfinals.” -Team USA manager Mark DeRosa earlier today Team USA’s ticket was not, in fact, punched to the quarterfinals, and now they’re in danger of missing out




“Outperformed his contract” We are no longer watching college sports. We are watching a professional league.



Oakland Athletics GM David Forst on Kyler Murray: “Kyler is an elite NFL quarterback, and I’m sure there are plenty of opportunities for him to continue his football career. That said, he and his baseball representatives know that we’re always open to him exploring a return to baseball with the A’s if that time ever comes.” mlb.com/amp/news/kyler…



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Noem: "Our ability to provide for a safe and successful World Cup is being hindered"















