mer girl

Obsessed that he only mouths Madonna’s parts but still does Sabrina’s giggle. Does he think it’s M? Does he not care? The inner machinations of his brain are an enigma

@unt0uchabletv i thought Midnights was like this deep underground conceptual cut i couldn't believe my ears

@unt0uchabletv had a coworker (casual Swift fan) tell me that was her favourite album I was STUNNED

the way that no ones favorite ts album is midnights

@rayon_film and i think that's what bothered him tbh. i think he wants to be hot in the way male models are hot--and that's just not gonna happen for him

@rayon_film he was hot in the way most frat bros are hot. idk if i just went to a college that was infamous for having hot ppl (truly) and that's skewed my perception or if he really is a dime-a-dozen on every college campus in North America

the way clavicular was actually hot before the nose job and now he’s truly chopped

this beauty music.apple.com/ph/album/wi%24…

@soccerauntie @iluvswiftandmcu @lifeofatroll67 taylor absolutely knew/was asked, as the owner of that master and the holder of it's copyright. i think OR expected Taylor to say "no of course not" (which would've been silly)

@TwinkTheory Or, or OR...it's a bit and the blonde one is a bad actor

This is the first time it occurred to me this might be an abusive relationship and/or they’re involved in some insane 24/7 kink

New sentence alert

@drownedgarden Pricing the Grindr variant to be less than a month of Grindr Premium was genius revenue strategy. Probably secured thousands right then and there

@MarinersHill we trust in your swiftie vision

madame x debuted with 20k units in the UK. confessions ii has to debut with 30k at least

@therealmotherg3 Madonna almost slipped and fell at the Super Bowl FIRST. Nothing this lady does is original omlll

ik her heart sank to her hip omg

@willistortured1 TS13 (13 tracks) = 184 days

Fastest female albums to have all tracks surpass 200 MILLION streams on Spotify (in days):

LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

@lipsticknlacee @disappearingwil @iamkelly34 wait dis isn't the set of Chicken Shop Date?

@disappearingwil @iamkelly34 Why is she in Mexican land

babe I didn’t say my vows so glad you were around when they said speak now

@ibeurdandelion i love awkward this gorgeous blonde billionaire is it's humble

what Taylor thought was gonna happen

@workinonit were you DL or did no one know bc that's two different things

back when i was dl and no one knew…

@haziewill i do wonder what an actual Joe breakup album would've been though (basically evermore?)

if matty healy didn’t date taylor swift we wouldn’t have gotten ttpd

i don't get why speak now stans aren't as pretentious enough as those folkmore stans when they honestly deserve more rights #lowkey

@gaytimes Is this porn or is it gonna try and be serious

Joe Locke to star in new horror as a sex worker who becomes pregnant with an alien buff.ly/dWcmaj9

@PopBase @123letsgotaytay Weren’t you shading her on Instagram not 24hrs ago.

Today is World Martini Day.