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@_audijoshua @ReshadRahman lol

@MarkDestiny20 @ReshadRahman We don’t rate him over here lol

Cape Verde has rightfully earned the respect of every football fan after tonight.

@ManuePrince1156 @ReshadRahman lol

@MarkDestiny20 @ReshadRahman This mfer was on my mind after each Cabo Verde goal

@Rex_Ariyo @TheYorubaTimes Somebody wrote the Quran you backward idiot

@TheYorubaTimes See as he swallowed that much salt, I pity his kidneys. Yeye people... It's a pity seeing my tribe celebrating backwardness. Nobody has the power to send down the rain nor stop it (Quran 31:34)

WATCH 😳: The moment a man stopped the rain, paving the way for Ibadan's biggest masquerade to appear.

@oou_omovc @NigeriaStories Proof?

@NigeriaStories During his 8yrs as Anambra governor ordinary 326 wards in Anambra, he couldn't provide PHC for them. Charity they say begins at home. U no fit do 326 in 8yrs how U wan do 8000 in 4yrs. Everybody say merlin.

I am going to make sure we have primary healthcare centres in all 8,000 wards across Nigeria. ~ NDC Presidential candidate, Peter Obi vows

@BRoyale45 @Kaycee_real @Chenemi_Abraham @CryptoPsalm Na the same Zone they born you oh. I believe your parents go be Chimps 😂

@Kaycee_real @Chenemi_Abraham @CryptoPsalm Na Nigeria get better parenting 😂😂😂 zoo and animals

Train a child the right way, and when they grow up, they will not depart from it. It takes a child who was raised well to raise their own children well. The cycle of good parenting begins at home.

@ndabayotwana @ali_naka Bek home please. Correct yourself

@ali_naka Yesterday was just the beginning🤞 check them after we have sent every illegal foreigner back home

I thought I will see them at the Investment Summit in Sandton today ?

@Sihle1351 @2WAYZ_86 @Lord_Marven1 @MalumeRichie Yeah shops are closed. South Africans can’t afford to rent a shop

@MarkDestiny20 @2WAYZ_86 @Lord_Marven1 @MalumeRichie Lol that's past tense my brother 😂🤣 have you seen South Africa today 😂✌️

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@IdaiisHIM @Anirudd16733673 @Sorednerr @CristianoXtra_ He scored a header in UCL final against your Goat. Says everything you need to know

@Anirudd16733673 @Sorednerr @CristianoXtra_ I like the fact that I'm mentally retarded as long as your goat can't score headers... I don't think he even sees the ball when corners are played bro is too short.

Remove their legs: • Cristiano Ronaldo — 159 goals. • Lionel Messi — 34 goals.

@2WAYZ_86 @Lord_Marven1 @MalumeRichie Lazy youths. But Nigerians have taken your jabs

@Lord_Marven1 @MalumeRichie I’m starting to believe that there are no people in Nigeria, what they show us must be AI 😂

@Harry_clems @NigeriaStories But you learned in a Nigerian school right? So did I. Check why 20m student drop out instead of continuing with senior education maybe you’ll understand when there’s no bridge there’s no dropping out. And I strongly believe the curriculum should be changed also.

@Harry_clems @NigeriaStories It does. I’m not supporting the Government but it will

BREAKING NEWS: Federal government to scrap JSS and SSS class separation policy after 20 million pupils drop out before reaching the senior secondary level.

@pala_NBA Okay good. Follow back

XAUUSD is likely to test your entry zone multiple times before going to your direction. Make sure your stop loss always clears the noise and do jot rush to set break even

@BarryWilly1 @instablog9ja You don’t have anyone liar. How much to buy the cooking accessories to even start inside 50k or you’ll add your money? Liars

@instablog9ja You have to start from somewhere. We are not all destined to ride Benz. Bring the 50k empowerment, I have millions of people looking for that humble beginning opportunity. Was it not because of 5k empowerment that people died in a stampede in Ibadan?

“Can you use money from an akara and kuli-kuli business to buy this type of your Mercedes-Benz, or fuel the car?” — Media Personality Isaac Fayose Challenges His APC-Supporting Friend, Abdul

@MrMjay4 @GodsgreatG You don’t anybody like that. Stup up

I know so many people like that, and I can tell you for a fact that they're happy with this presidential directive. Talk to lawyers who specialise in company registration and hear how people find it difficult to fund company registration. We shouldn't try to always turn good news to negative news.

Let me tell you what Tinubu wants to do. They’ll just collect the data and present it as a KPI, key performance indicator, to prove the Nigerian economy is growing and MSMEs are booming. Meanwhile, in reality, those exact same businesses are suffocating. You all think these politicians are daft abi? You’re literally handing them the tools to use against you.

The 48 laws of power by

@Notfollowi12739 @BolanleCole State police is a KAROTA/NURTW with a gun. They will be badly trained and poorly funded. The governor is the IG, AIG, DIG, and CP. Whoever forms the structure, owns it! Copied

@Notfollowi12739 @BolanleCole No but against Governors been in charge

APC has 32 State and all the 32 States will appoint their own commissioner of police. It is well.

Just In: Nigeria delisted from the International Maths Olympiad in Shanghai, due consecutive to lack of funding from the FG. Recall, last year a 15yo Nigerian Whizkid Agbo Adoga scored 1600/1600 in SAT, but couldn’t compete because the Ministry of Education said they were broke.

@bukolaorenaiya @SarautaMaryam Sharrap

@SarautaMaryam But mind you, it's optional. Ifunaya was not coarse in taking the loan.

Ifunanya used NELFUND to pay her school fees of N180,000 per session for a 5-year course. That's about N900,000 in student loans by graduation. She then got a job as a POS sales rep in Asaba, earning N30,000 per month. Using Tinubu's Theory of Economic Reform, how many years will it take Ifunanya to clear a N900,000 NELFUND debt on a N30,000 salary? 🤔 Someone should help me tag: Hon. Taiwo Oyedele.