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KozmytSosa
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The hangover guiding my hand through the McDonald’s app like a ouija board
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Rlly bugging out I’m just a good Irish catholic role model but they got Kennedy outta there for doing that
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@unoth1m I would show robin hood credit card fraud gimme 2 weeks he gon look like ‘18 tron
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Robin hood’s manager on a burner acc: This moron keeps insisting on ONLY stealing from rich ppl. One time i told him they all in stealth wealth now n He only been mugging random mfs in sweaters bro We’ve made like $20. We wont even qualify for the jugging competition at this rate
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Watched this girl sprint from down the block tear threw the lobby then wait for an elevator to the third floor
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@cowlonfull Wrigley field is a bastion of anti-consumerism and antithetical to corporate America’s
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Any stadium that is named after a corporation loses its iconic status. I think we all have too much dignity to pretend “crypto dot com arena” is an iconic piece of American sports history
Carrington Harrison@cdotharrison
This is what I think the iconic stadium list is (pro stadiums only) Wrigley Field Fenway Park Dodgers Stadium Madison Square Garden Staples Center Lambeau Field AT&T Stadium I don’t know what to do with Yankee Stadium tbh.
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Was unprepared for a presentation and teammate put his name before mine. Had a quick time event where I could either admit to forgetting my own name or go by Neal from now on
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@mrvela1234 I was more thinking intergalactic and omnipotent toads
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The implications of the term “Earth Toad” are terrifying
Wholesome Side of 𝕏@itsme_urstruly
Today you all need to see how the earth toad spins and twirls while burying itself in the ground. 😂
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Drakeo used to close his eyes and see the lyrics like the Star Wars intro’s
Jeff Weiss@Passionweiss
The Drakeo and Ralfy Bootleg Kev Freestyle. Flawless. Long Live the Ruler.
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Soon once a month jobs will have wage wheels where most are paid below minimum wage but if u get the little golden sliver it’s 2x listed salary. You will love it
More Perfect Union@MorePerfectUS
More than half of men ages 18-49 (52%) now say they have an active sports betting account with an online sportsbook like DraftKings, Caesars, FanDuel, or BetMGM.
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As a white guy its so hard to not be in a friend group full of deloitte face
Sosa 𖤐@ihysosa
Dawg Meg even put her homegirls on with G Eazy friends smh
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K-holed at the thug show whispering to myself that can’t be him
Made In Canada@MadelnCanada
Justin Trudeau & Katy Perry together at Coachella 👀🌵
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We have fucked the dollar so bad it now takes 4 minutes to count the cost of a pizza in 1’s
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When I smoke too much I imagine everyone in the room drawing daggers and killing me like Cesar
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I’m such an idiot I bought 2 dozen eggs right at the top
Polymarket@Polymarket
BREAKING: Egg prices crash 97% from March 2025 all-time high, now at a 10-year low.
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