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I ran out of things to say 2 and a half months go

Jus tried to request my transcript All the grades say Tel aviv impressed

@sin3style3 Spoiling the wordle on main Dickhead.

yes #wordle ill get fucking wasted after work

@mrvela1234 @n_hold The instruments of mousetraps will be used to bring about their destruction by Sneakily putting the unsuspecting cats tail on it instead

@n_hold @unoth1m

Marxist mice addressing the barn commune all like "well comrades, dialectically squeaking -"

"Your jokes are so cheesy" Heh... I know 🍔😈‼️ #DarkCheeseburgerPsychology

@sin3style3 Here nigga damn

@unoth1m if u gon like the tweet u better have the screenshot smh

who got the dominicans run the banks tweet

@MasterSwervo He gon ask somebody Who you bank w n they gon say Capital one n he’ll walk away w his hands up

@unoth1m I would show robin hood credit card fraud gimme 2 weeks he gon look like ‘18 tron

Robin hood’s manager on a burner acc: This moron keeps insisting on ONLY stealing from rich ppl. One time i told him they all in stealth wealth now n He only been mugging random mfs in sweaters bro We’ve made like $20. We wont even qualify for the jugging competition at this rate

@questionableway I wanna be like you when i grow up

@unoth1m i don’t eat bacon for completely unrelated reasons

Guy who doesn’t eat bacon cus it’s reddit

They saying gas expensive this blunt must be worth a fortune

My family gc was not a fan of the blackpill dark triad edit i made of my baby niece

@MasterSwervo Thas part of the order

@unoth1m Yo my order confirmation picture clearly shows my dasher was hard, why did he not crop

Handing the doordash order over with my teeth

@MasterSwervo Would tell you i laughed at this one but you ain’t like my tweet so 🖕🖕🖕

@unoth1m U put roadkill in the beer fridge? Was the roadkill fridge full

Yea u can jus toss those beers in the fridge next to the roadkill

Hey siri Put my life on the line

@MasterSwervo LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Swishers 3 dollars

@Rohtgib U don’t deserve good things

He gave “Famine Devil” a cover instead of Barem #okay

its waster wednesday haha draaaaaiiiinnn gaaaaaaang

I have apprehended a Djinn