mr bolis

How old were you when you realized all careers are fake, adulthood is fake, and everyone is just big kids playing dress up with made up jobs that best fit their archetypes

I see a world where everyone and everything is dancing, singing and basking in light

@cartisburner__ in @jordanluca_ 💿

Playboi Carti going crazy to ‘CRANK’ last night 😂

In JORDANLUCA

@adamwilliam_ @ChrisAvellone bruh

Republic Games is thrilled to announce our latest team member – @ChrisAvellone Chris has written, created, and designed for some of the greatest RPGs of all time. He’s a master of interactive storytelling. On our list of people to work with, he was at the top. Chris was at the forefront of the golden age of RPGs. We are creating a dark fantasy story with immersive gameplay and a rich interactive narrative which aims to recapture that magic -- and take it to the next level. Everybody at the studio is very excited – we’re building a dream team. More updates coming soon. Sign up to our mailing list at republicgames.co.uk.

@ROGUEWEALTH @formulafakers @bolismedia lolllll

🚨 | Piss-Soaked Christian Horner insists that crotch stain on jeans is actually due to a “handwashing incident” and “not pee at all.”

@omarwasm thats just cause i like you buddy, i dont respond to anymore normally

I say this hypocritically The most successful people I know are the fastest to reply Very few exceptions

When I get enough money I’m gonna hire every childhood friend that lost their way

im actually the funniest person to ever do “business”

No technological advancement, artistic or cultural movement, political happening, have ever mattered — not at any point in history & not now. God is all that matters.

@malyshka444 miss you

My email is the only interesting app left

Sitting in the lobby of my hotel in Paris @ 1am sipping an extra tall glass of grapefruit juice like its whiskey

I tweeted a few months ago that being conservative is becoming uncool & I’ll have to turn lib in about 5 years but deleted it. Posting this now for the receipt

@mws Delete moron x.com/matthewbolis/s…

Apparently Instagram is paying Creators from $10,000 to $50,000 per MONTH to post on Reels before posting on TikTok It’s their Breakthrough Bonus program and lets TikTokers make money posting Reels Soon they’ll offer TikTokers deals to help grow their communities on IG too

Just from Vogue this week we’re on: Vogue Runway Vogue Business Vogue Weddings Vogue Britain Vogue Italy

We’ve done it again

@LukaDJS9 God’s chill with it I asked

@MatthewBolis You dye your hair on a Monday now too? 🤣

Working on the biggest deal of my life while flying over the Atlantic. God doesn’t like when I work on Sundays, so I waited till passed midnight at my point in the world to send out offer