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@Formfuelfam @TheJoeySwoll If I found a pair of knickers whilst out and about, my brain would go to "oh dear, someone has shit their pants" and not "ooo this may have touched a vulva". Either that, or sometimes socks/pants get stuck in a trouser legs and randomly appear from your ankles

@TheJoeySwoll Seriously, guys, do you find this attractive? At this point it feels like so many women that show up to the gym are just desperate for attention and will do anything to get it.

How hard is it to go to the gym, workout, and NOT film disgusting OF content?!? 🤮🤮🤮

@LundukeJournal The point of Linux is that you "can" modify it. As soon as it's added...just remove it? 🤷 Just because apple and Microsoft lock everything down with their monopolies doesn't mean it's the end of the world for Linux. It'll be turned into an easy one liner within seconds 😅

Moderators of the r/Linux subreddit are now censoring posts which talk about Age Verification. Not only are posts being removed, but I’ve heard from multiple Reddit users who have been banned from r/Linux for expressing opposition to Age Verification.

@ThoughtCrimes80 Does it really matter if people want to locomote on a chair with wheels? As long as they're not crashing into people or getting in the way....it matters very little to me personally 🤷 same goes if they want to hop, skip or electric slide, just, don't get in the way

Wheel chairs are NOT accessories for your mental illness. 😒

@jomickane This wasn't true, a person made it up on reddit then deleted their acc when it got popular. Can you link the article where you found this please as I cannot find it or anything written by a Darren Smith

A British man of Chinese ethnicity has described being visited by police oficers after someone reported his long-standing social media username as racist - only for the matter rto be dropped on the spot once officers understood the context, He has had the username "ChingChongChinaman" across both X, formerly Twitter, and as an Xbox gamertag since he was approximately 13 years old,

@HantsSpecials Who's making wraps of weed? 😅 Especially someone with access to Ian Rankin's Inspector Rebus books

First shift back in 3-weeks after day job travel. Thought I would walk the beat to ease back in to it. 👮‍♂️ Bumped into a suspicious male who I searched. I found approx 40 deals of class B 🌿 ready for sale. I arrested the male who is spending the evening at hotel custody! #90289

@escapefrommelos You're only talking about extroverts, there are plenty of autistic women...but, women are societally expected to be more "in tune" with their emotions causing them to learn to "mask" to fit in much earlier. They tend to gather around sims and oldschool runescape 😅

male autism is incredibly diverse. It can range from being obsessed with trains or intricate mechanisms or a historical period female "autism" is always either one of two things: being some niche flavor of hoe or being violently mentally unstable

@SportsHQ360 @clippedhubb Seeing the state of the guy should be enough of a warning to any kids watching. It's basically a public service announcement. Do you want to hang out with homeless men to possibly die whilst zombied out? No? Don't copy the person 🤷

@clippedhubb They are doing this on stream showing it to kids? What streaming platform is this?

Kick streamer Ac7ionMan relapsed on fentanyl with a random homeless man he met on the street after being clean for 15 years.

@ForeverScept One of the subscribers was Cornish vascular surgeon "Neil Hopper" who lowered his legs into dry ice + water to kill them (specifically for people on that site and himself to wank to). Mr Hopper then tried to say he caught sepsis and claim £433k in insurance payout.

Londons Marius aka 'the Eunoch Maker' sentenced to 22 years in prison after being caught live streaming himself castrating people to paying subscribers eating the body parts or selling them online.

@diggler63 @CuriosityonX @grok I know you wanted a robot, but you got me mid poop break, Smoking anything irritates your lungs, yes. You don't "have" to "smoke" weed to ingest it though, there's heat based vapes without combustion, isolates, edibles, oils. This study said "it didn't make people stupid"

@CuriosityonX @grok can you explain this and please explain if there’s any bad effects that can happen to your lungs from smoking cannabis

BREAKING🚨: Research finds NO evidence of long term cognitive decline linked to cannabis

@Chrisviews43 @TheCanaryUK In theory it's nice, but when it's normalised (everybody else decides "why pay?") .....having to fight other people for food is the only way we would eat. The supermarkets wouldn't stock their shelves, the workers wouldn't work and nobody has land to grow food themselves.

These are today's Robin Hoods. Watch how quickly the gatekeepers and usual suspects call this woke, call it theft, defend the billionaires while blaming migrants and saying it's because of them, or because of Labour blah blah. Good on these guys; I see the message they're trying to send.

🚨 BREAKING: Take Back Power supporters REDISTRIBUTE food from supermarkets to those most in need

@CrimeLdn @spiderfarmerled looks like you're in for a bulk order 👍

A cannabis setup farm was found at a property in Rochester last Sunday.

@chinazaa14 For the people wondering it's called "Favre-Racouchot" syndrome. Some people call them solar comedones, truckers/farmers who get constant sun exposure end up with them from what I remember anyway

Imagine the relief after this😌

@ASPJoeIles Makes it sound like you outran one of these death traps 😅. My heart drops every time I see one fly past at like 50mph purely because of the lack of leathers/helmet IF they somehow survive a fall...skin grafts really don't seem very fun AT ALL

After a short foot chase, I caught up with the rider of this illegal electric motorbike. The bike was seized and the rider reported to court for multiple offences. #Knowle #Bristol

Close but no cigar! ShatGPT is no match for a double wrap of painter’s tape blinders.

@BBCLondonNews Yes, feeding the birds causes them to multiply and give birth 2-3x more often...but in an already overpopulated city full of people eating, littering and throwing food away....it matters very little if you intentionally feed them or not. They WILL get food intended for humans. 🤷

A sign threatening residents with up to five years in jail if they are caught feeding birds has been put up in north-west London. bbc.in/4ls3kCo

@Snaxified Only somebody who has never been bitten by a dog, would ever voluntarily get bitten over temporarily stunning People tend not to sit calmly when bitten either (unless guns are pointed at them), they usually try to stop being bitten by any means and lash out in retaliation 👎

Did he do the right thing?

@jomickane If you live near a camping spot/beach, it's great fun to watch people trying to light a fire 😅 even with firewood, firelighters, matches, lighters...people have a hard time. Big thick wooden doors would scorch like that for a long ass time before doing anything.

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@kippykip1 @its_mirrors When you get a call from grandma and you hear the loud beeping of that fucking fake Microsoft support page the kolkata/gurgaon scammers always use

@its_mirrors there should be a slur for people who blindly click "Allow" notifications on extremely shady websites The amount of phones/windows laptops I've seen with a gazillion spam notifications per second is ridiculous

@thy____________ @0fficialxero @theonecid It's to stop people selling modded second hand phones specifically to sweep up bank creds, I think it's just Bank app industry standard now. I'm on grapheneos and haven't been able to trick banking yet 👎

@0fficialxero @theonecid I'm curious to know what kind of attack could be carried out on a banking app on a rooted phone.Or would it be something to protect the user from being tricked due to some security flaw exploited via root access?

Samsung limiting absolutely everything recently 💀

@ashley_wil29463 Just because something involves a vagina doesn't mean it's sexy. For example; inserting a tampon to catch the sloughing of uteran lining. Obviously, I'm sure "some" people find it sexy, but...cervical screening/ultrasound for ovarian cysts? Cmon guys