robot scorpion

Indian 8-Valve racer 1912

florida cracker style in micanopy, florida (1916)...

classical revival in micanopy, florida (1910)...

Something ancient and wonderful for the weekend! A tiny horse figurine carved from mammoth ivory about 40,000 years ago! Imagine the #IceAge artist at work, sitting by the warmth of a fire, creating what is the world’s oldest known figure of a horse! 📷 by me #Archaeology

When I was a kid, being called a Florida Cracker was not an racial slur. It meant you and your family were early Florida settlers.

To be clear it’s probably nothing but when I read an excerpt to my mom last night (who’s also interested in strange enlightenment type of esoterica) she started obsessively trying to clean the bathroom herself for the first time in years.

Tonight we let the potion talk

Left out @themopinomicon ‘s book on the table before my very catholic cleaning ladies came cus I wanted to see how they reacted. They are now leaving sanitation tools around in esoteric patterns.

@themopinomicon As someone who’s a native of Orlando I do not formally recommend this.

why dont we all pile into israel and take it over and build theme park or something a harry potter world?

Pray to god the batter is seasoned

@leptokinesis @NeetChud888 I know you talk about shadow. Things like this are part of it.

@NeetChud888 if youre an unemployed wizard youre basically entry level. like tf do you mean youre not leveraging your esp and psychokinetic abilities yet ?

unemployed wizards will inherit the world

Sharing a drink with my dear friend.

Oh my god JUST DRIVE CAREFUL

@DanielleFong You’re allowed to say charlie kirk

crazy theory of who is in the bunny suit

@themopinomicon >cain murders Abel >humanity becomes evil and degenerate >god selects Noah and his offspring as a great reset genetic choke point >we’re all descendants of Noah >If any of us are descendants of caine therefor Noah is which would make all of us cainites

Hang on everyone in the holy land is descended from cain? The first murderer? That makes a hell of a lot of sense.

@themopinomicon Reporting for duty 💸

Algorithm, show this to people who like engagement bait. Also, i need every omega level schizo.

@leptokinesis a.co/d/0gC3roRX get you a bokken. This one is bamboo but a proper oak one is going to be a couple hundred.

JUST LEARNED DAOIST PRIESTS USE WOOD SWORDS TO FIGHT DEMONS AND NOW IM MAD CUZ I DONT HAVE ONE!

He says it every morning. He calls me larper. He calls the other kids larper. He calls himself larper. All the time. “Larper this. Larper that. Larper please.” “Bitch larper. Larper have you lost your mind. Larper check that ho. Larper you bullshitting. Break yourself larper.”

songs used to have werewolves with chinese menus in their hands