Ms. Lizard Person

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Ms. Lizard Person

Ms. Lizard Person

@MsLizardPerson

参加日 Ekim 2022
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Wilfred Reilly
Wilfred Reilly@wil_da_beast630·
Men in long-term relationships: Have you ever calmly said "OK" to a major relationship event -i.e. sex/oral or its apparently manipulative denial, a purchase over $400, a lengthy and personally painful talk, a full-on trip or event- to avoid a partner's "moodiness" or "anger?"
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Swann
Swann@swanghaf·
@celestialbe1ng If you don’t care why do you keep posting about not caring?
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Veronica, Collagen Scientist 🇵🇱
Me at a party 5 or 6 days after having a facelift in case anyone is wondering what my current level of give-a-fuck is xx
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Kam
Kam@PatsKam·
This shouldn’t be glorified. If something happens to her husband, she’s screwed. She will have to start from scratch. I learned from my mother, that having your own education and your own income is SO important. Relying on your partner can be dangerous. 😩
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Aaron
Aaron@aaron061116·
You could be putting you wife through the mattress and making her brain turn off from never ending orgasms, but instead you’re using her like a fleshlight while she counts ceiling fan blades and dissasociates.
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Dago Supremacy
Dago Supremacy@DagoSupremacy·
Still amazed we haven’t figured out a more dignified way to handle workplace rest rooms that don’t include men loudly shitting besides each other while being able to see each other’s shoes.
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Jack Roskopp
Jack Roskopp@jackroskopp·
RIP Anna Nicole Smith you would have loved GLP-1s and vapes
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HowlingMutant
HowlingMutant@Howlingmutant0·
@zellieimani This is the type of thing that will make young black men think twice about stabbing people in the chest and that’s really sad
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Gay Interrupted
Gay Interrupted@TwinkTheory·
I would give anything to watch a one hour talk between them
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Wilfred Reilly
Wilfred Reilly@wil_da_beast630·
It's worth noting that we ban consensual acts - selling cocaine - all the time, because they have associated negative externalities. I see no reason at all we could not do the same with - for example - urinating or defecating into a pregnant woman's mouth during her baby shower and filming it. Spreads disease, likely causes contempt for women, etc.
Mr. Reply Guy@GenericSnarky

Bonnie Blue is the final boss of liberalism. Her act is consensual. Its her body. It doesn't directly harm any living person. It's sex positive and not racist. THUS liberals have no possible way to explain why it feels so horrible.

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Eli Albrecht
Eli Albrecht@Eli_Albrecht·
When I was a first-year Big Law associate, I billed a seller-client 4.1 hours at around $800/hour to create skeleton Disclosure Schedules. I just used AI to create the skeleton/shell in about 4.1 minutes for a client selling a roofing company.
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Atlas
Atlas@a7las1984·
Sister and I were talking this morning. She has an obese friend. Her friend says she has tried everything, she just can't lose weight... Her VA doctor prescribed her Tirzepitide but she won't start because she thinks they want her to increase her dose too fast... My take, she is choosing obesity and victimhood. Being a victim is so deeply ingrained in her personality she can't possibly take steps that would prove it's all her fault. Obesity is a choice.
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Murray Hill Guy
Murray Hill Guy@MurrayHillGuy1·
Last night at a bar a girl openly told me she’s on tirzepatide. She was skinny as hell and said she doesn’t workout. Maybe weighted like 105 lb. Genuine question: Why would you want to lose weight without building any muscle?
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