Freeman Pascal

@davefreersf Then there are those days that you are glad didn't have to have it done to you. 12/31/2023 ("today") was that day for me!

No matter what the day brings: Any day you do NOT have to do CPR (today, thank you) is better than one you do. Take care, everyone! I hope this isn't a harbinger of 2024 brings...

@GHHILL1911 Thinner slices and presauteed a bit for the crunchy edges when mixed with the beans

First of all... It's actually pretty dang good eating. Second - when you do hit this level of Poor - You will eat anything. True Story: My Bride and I Once lived on a sack of Potatoes, A carton of Eggs, and a tub of "Chivo" artificial sour cream, for an entire WEEK. Because that was all we had. We would have Celebrated a pot Beanie Weenies. You have no idea.

@GigaBasedDad R. A. Heinlein's "Citizen of the Galaxy."

@cedarlili I'm enjoying your storytelling. I'm halfway through listening to them all.

One of my favorite stories is going to drop into this playlist at 5 pm. Given I have a cat asleep on my desk, and another behind my chair in her bed, and yes, another across the house on the cat tower, this should be of no great surprise to any of you. youtube.com/playlist?list=…

@MTGrepp Adopt me please.

Santa came early How does this family photo make you feel ?

@goblinodds Men want a purpose, respect, companionship who is their equal, to love and be loved. Most men don't realize this until late in their life.

god why are men so hard to get gifts for wtf do u people want

@ImMeme0 Hell's bells, if this would happen I would vote for Trump.

These four celebrities said they will be leaving the U.S. if Donald Trump wins the presidency in 2024. What do you say to them?

@TheBabylonBee I would have titled this as, "IRS Agents Slither from the Sewer..."

IRS Agents Slide Down Chimneys Looking For Gifts Of $600 Or More buff.ly/3Ye5dXe

@nixcraft Looks like FoxBase

Let us see if you can guess the application name from the 90s. 🤔

@MacroWorld21 I suspect images of this are classified or fall under ITAR.

Have you ever seen what's inside a Javelin Guidance System. Check this teardown from Michel.. A french guy. "That javelin computer is full of golden and obscure IC's" 😛 youtu.be/11_5TB0-lNw?si…

@BradRTorgersen @DezmosB Hey Brad you made the list that Larry is on, congratulations. 😂

@DezmosB Your head. I live in it. You don't even charge me rent.

D-List sci-fi author reasserts his misogynistic objectification of women with this gem. #thisisMormonism #thisisDezNat #asshole

@GigaBasedTrad A second or third language.

@ksorbs Dumb f**kery. He found out.

The clerk shouldn’t have had a gun, how dare he defend himself from an armed robber.

@Thinkwert Sew it up, and continue with your mission to find Sarah Conner.

I tore my palm up when skateboarding and it looks like this? What should I do

@tunguz Mmmmmmm... Hormel Spam good. Fried until you get crispy edges, placed between two slices of buttered bread, add fried egg for an egg sandwich. 🥪

PSA: do not accept DM requests from Hormel Foods. It could be Spam.

@MacroWorld21 Micro display unit for wearables

We have a bonus chip here.. Guess what it is 😛

@rywilwrite I was accusing the AI being biased. An AI is only as good as it's training sets.

@jefe_tweets His vote has no more value than yours or mine.

Mitt Romney is either stupid or evil or both.

@rywilwrite Biased much?

@rywilwrite Uhm... Where are his battle scars?