Nick Webster

A very, very good friend and one of my favourite people, Guido, has created this. Go and take a look. I think he’s good enough for the WebFest line-up. youtu.be/zhH-0nl4J7M

Saw an old family friend today. Lovely day. She reminded me of when I was little I came back from a trip to #londonzoo upset because I didn’t get to see any #Wombles #womblesofwimbledon

@Davedoes_ any comment on this tutorial video?

@Davedoes_ @natalie_malcolm @mslucylightfoot @dottymcl There is no time to be taking photos. Don’t you have a virtual village fete to open? It could have a FaceTime Splat The Rat, Zoom tombola and a Skype lucky dip bran barrel for the children.

The physically distanced cast of thousands for the Even Bigger Show 10-2 this morning. If we included everyone we’d have to take it in the car park... What is Dotty doing?

Jeez it’s sweltering today. What I wouldn’t give to be Prince Andrew

@ChemmySki @daveryding What on earth happens between run 1 and run 2?

Excited for the bants with @daveryding this thursday. Send me any questions and if they float my boat I may just pass on 😉

@FlakPhoto Freezing!

A celebrity ruining their career:

@simonread10 @theJeremyVine *you’re

@theJeremyVine While your bashing Boris can you not use your influence as the UKs leading spokesmen on alll things cycling and tell all the weekend clowns to ride by themselves not in big groups!

I hesitate to bring this up now, but the last time I was in the room to see Boris Johnson deliver an after-dinner speech he said, “Do you know who my political hero is? It is the Mayor from Jaws! Because he KEPT THE BEACHES OPEN.”

Are locksmiths classed as key workers?

You know all those times you asked a creative to work for exposure? You’ve probably ruined their chances of surviving the CoronaVirus lockdown. Exposure didn’t pay the bills then and it certainly isn’t helping them now. After this, PAY CREATIVES PROPERLY! #COVID19 #freelancers

@Davedoes_ @PeoplesAstro I’m a Pisces. What does 2020 have in store for me?

Got a question for TV Astronomer Mark Thompson ? He’s on the wireless right now. The International Space Station passes over tomorrow. How to spot it

Idea for a programme - @Rylan sends looters into a department store to steal as much value as possible and sell it on a housing estate and Gumtree. If you’re at the window It’s time to go smash It’s time to go looting And sell it for cash Lootermarket Sweep coming soon!

@EmmaKennedy Will I still get 241 cinema tickets and a cuddly meerkat when I switch?

@BTCC @AndyBellSDS I’m concerned about the commentary. Is @timharvey7 in the group which needs to stay at home for three months? Asking for a friend...

LATEST TOCA and Silverstone cancel public attendance at BTCC Season Launch See ➡️ btcc.net/2020/03/16/toc…

@mrjamesob He’s now turning it into a party political broadcast with his “raising the living wage” line

It is to his enormous credit that he is taking all these questions, whatever we may think of the answers. Trump wouldn’t.

@mrjamesob Play it cool, Matty. Play it cool.

He isn’t explaining anything. “Because it is very disruptive” doesn’t answer a single pertinent question about policy decisions thus far. And nothing yet on the huge financial problems about to be caused to millions of people by the new policy. Fingers crossed it gets better.

I hope Johnson allows Hancock into the CoronaVirus Press Conference today