Henry “LinkedIn” Lehman

@hazardpounder U gotta get Claude pro subscription

It blueballed me I had to ask chat

@caseycockschmid Ok

Sorry I keep changing my profile pic I’m going through an identity crisis. But I think this one’s here to stay.

@squirmy6908 The problem is there’s a bunch of people I may want to drunk text, but I don’t have their phone numbers

When is it socially acceptable for all of us to delete Snapchat?

Getting countless requests and messages, so 12 follower wrist #dox. Thank u employer for the relocation stipend it is now on my wrist #financiallyretarded

@TravisMcnut Urologist?

How come women have gynecologists but guys don’t have penis doctors #noticing

@LowCountryUly Honestly depends what ur posting. If u did something cool that the fellas would like to see, then go ahead. If ur dumping just to dump, then #shrink

Been holding this thought in for a while. It's gotta be gay to post on your ig more then 4 times a year as a man, no? #LANK

@yordanball Try north dakota

The ugliest women you have ever seen are on Columbus Ohio Tinder

@buschlitebaddie @Wrenchheadrick Sometimes 7>10

@Wrenchheadrick is this really all it takes she looks so plain

PSA ‼️🚨: I here bye declare this absolute goddess as my wife. Any further questions please contact my team. -Ricky

@JohnnySachsBaby @mahatmaganl1tg

@mahatmaganl1tg Damn she got a beak on her

Divorced. Immediately.

How burners with 301 followers feel tweeting “burners with 300 followers tweeting”

@BigTay667 Golf or gym to get less fat

This is my 1000th tweet, drop down below some hobbies I should get cause I need one

What’s the conversion rate from black guys to white guys when it comes to a girls body count? It’s not the same #seperatebutequal #threefifths

@JohnCox2324 Ping hoofer

Buying a new golf bag soon. Any recommendations?

@DonnyJenkins67 This way the crown is actually on his skin, I kinda get it

Inside out Peter, does it get much worse

@BigTay667 Where do I submit a resume

400 followers AYE WHO WANT ME!!!!

@Perkylator445 Was it a hot one?

Just accidentally replayed my boys snap. #faggot #selfreport

@nackattack47 Honorable mention: Forgetting to cancel free trial

Worst things ever #fyi #144followerspecial

Watched a guy put on a lifting belt to fail 135 on incline #shrink #twink

@_roghider_ I’m gonna do whatever i want

Burners with less then 30 followers tweeting

@hazardpounder And U can’t tell if they need to gain weight or lose weight. #BmiPurgatory

Them weird sexy skinny curvy bitches be the absolute worst