Perkylator

8-12 dudes taking turns anally penetrating each other isn’t as gay as having a linktree for your snapchat. #faggot

“Can I call?😚” Can you fuck off and die? Daddy wants to listen to Nirvana in peace. #fuckyou

Just chopped it up with a shredded 70+ year old at the gym. Genuinely made my day. #expand

@Bobbyboypimp God forbid a guy has interests…

What an interesting way to start a conversation this is DB #likefeet

Gym fine shit wiped down the bench when she was done using it.🥀💔 #killingmyself

Genuinely heartbreaking seeing people you were once boys with become faggots. Wdym you have your ears pierced, a sleeve, and are constantly larping as a wigga despite living in a 1.1 million dollar house? #fuckyou

@maddawgsburner Let’s fucking go.

@Perkylator445 Proud moment here I actually got with a girl this year who I use to jerk too back in the day #proud #mamawemadeit

Hey girl, are you from Tennessee? Because I jerk off to your VSCO. #thanks

@albertcockard2 Blessed be your day Mr. Cockard❤️

@Perkylator445 Airdropping a bag asap drop loco

Is this what fame is like? Shouldn’t I get a couple fat hoes and a new coupe too? #LANK

And the dealer is showing… her tits? and a grown ass man in a diaper? #shrink #yourdadhatesyou

@LeightonPennys Indeed it does, like PRing on home run ball.

@Perkylator445 Agreed. Like having a day off while being unemployed. Comes hand in hand

It’s like having a fast car because you’re falling off a cliff. The jury finds no #rackattack.

@TigerOnTilt Jerk.

Any unpatched methods to combatting a major crash out? Asking for a friend. #lank

@yomamasmonolog2 @Ryan1488Gosling Wasn’t patched as of 18 hours ago???

@Perkylator445 @Ryan1488Gosling Patched

At what age am I too grown to go outside and put up some shots? #LANK

@Ryan1488Gosling Maybe you should……

@Ryan1488Gosling I wouldn’t even need the thought of a beer. 🪵.

@dmoneyfr378028 I’d have to move to Antarctica cuz of the shit I’ve said, and the shit I’m certainly gonna say in the future. Or I’d propose. #comehomethekidsmissyou

Ex wife stalking the burner

dudes want a weird shawty until i'm watching horror game long play no commentary videos and drawing porn on my ipad

Talked to the ex-wife at the gym for an hour and got so riled up I had to run a mile at a local track to burn off some steam. #comehomethekidsmissyou #castrateme