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Off-Handed Barrel

@OffHandedBarrel

God - Corps - Country (Literally Brain Damaged)

参加日 Temmuz 2024
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Off-Handed Barrel
Off-Handed Barrel@OffHandedBarrel·
@ShitpostRock >He had superpowers. >Hyperfocused on spiders >Delivered pizzas for a living >Shot webs everywhere >Dresses like a superhero >Doesn't get social ques >Attaches to the first girl he sees >Runs around the city at night >Literal punching bag >Nemesis is a hob goblin Boy was Autistic
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Christopher Wipper
Christopher Wipper@SGTWipper1Each·
What happened here? There is a right answer and then there are quite humorous answers. I’ll let you decide.
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Off-Handed Barrel
Off-Handed Barrel@OffHandedBarrel·
@NewKrash Imagine dancing around like a fairy instead of grabbing the kid by the head and making him eat something porcelain after you kick his legs out from under him.
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Hannah Jordan | Real Girl World
Hannah Jordan | Real Girl World@Real_GirlWorld·
Husband Shaming is a disgusting humiliation ritual that men do NOT deserve. YOU chose him, married him for better or for worse; he devotes his life to you, his time, his energy, and you reward him by shaming him publically?? Only the women who do this look terrible, not the men they humiliate.
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@ChristinaTasty I like this meme because it implies Americans have an astronomically higher quality of life than euros.
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Dr Death
Dr Death@DrDeath1776·
I gave my 1 year old Zapplesauce from an MRE and she just looked at me and immediately poops...
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Ushotan
Ushotan@LAsixx9·
@EBTtok I will never understand how there are so many of them because black women are ugly as fuck! Look at her shes got a damn 7 head! Nothing feminine or womanly about that
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SNAPtok@EBTtok·
🚨PIZZA PARENTING HACK‼️ Black woman divides 1 slice of Costco pizza between her and 3 kids 🍕 Except the kids get 10% each while she gets the remaining 70% 😂 MOMMA’S GOTTA EAT🦧
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Off-Handed Barrel
Off-Handed Barrel@OffHandedBarrel·
@Fat_Electrician Drain on resources just to pull a Walmart and leave a giant empty building nobody can use when it fails to produce and the company goes under
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The Fat Electrician
The Fat Electrician@Fat_Electrician·
I’ve looked into this very minimally, so I’m genuinely asking. Why are people opposing data centers so hard? My gut feeling is it’s hippies opposing nuclear power 2.0, but I’m willing to be convinced otherwise.
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Clown World ™ 🤡
Clown World ™ 🤡@ClownWorld·
High school kid in Detroit pulls up to prom in a full military grade armored tactical truck. They drop a custom red carpet ramp and he steps out in a jewel encrusted white suit with a matching cape like he’s royalty. The kids who actually do something with their lives usually don’t need this kind of entrance
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Mrgunsngear
Mrgunsngear@Mrgunsngear·
If you had to do one, would you rather: 1. Do this "drill" with random strangers that show up to a weekend training class? 2. Shoot each other in the front armor plate at 15 yards with handguns like that Larry Vickers video with Spetznaz? #WTF #safety #nope #fail #OSHA
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Mack
Mack@kenzietuff·
One time when we first began dating my husband called me a different name as a joke and it pissed me off and he just never stopped.
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Mittens
Mittens@JUSTcatmeme·
Proceeds to dress and act like a man
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