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@denverpost Let's gooooo

With no options left, a Venezuelan family living in Colorado walks into ICE custody, seeking to go back home denverpost.com/2026/05/24/col…

@WurzelRoot Yes and the traditional way of handling riding your bike toward a pedestrian on the sidewalk was to say "on your left/right" as you approach. This is supposed to be something every American knows just from growing up here.

fuck you, highkey get these fucking bikes off the road and onto the mini road next to the road and get your wheelless ass onto the grass

@mask_bastard Disappointed his jumpsuit didn't say Cowabunga instead of Balenciaga.

pope Leo has denounced ai how do we feel about this chat????

@Lorgarwasright2 The dark angels showed up for literally one or two pages of the Siege of Vraks, blew a star port up with half their chapter participating and then called it "mission complete" and disappeared, with the Krieg still fighting world eaters and plague marines on the ground.

@ChristinaTasty I like this meme because it implies Americans have an astronomically higher quality of life than euros.

Americans saying "just buy an AC"

@FreedomInQuotes @TheUnaButters Then you're not living in a first world country. You can afford a simple AC unit in the United States on minimum wage.

@TheUnaButters Your response shows a clear lack of understanding of the culture and financial situation of most people who are complaining. Most wealthy people do have ACs, but anyone lower-middle to lower class do not have AC, nor do they have the funds to invest in an AC.

All buildings are made to retain heat Its called insulation dumbass Just get some AC already

@SmugEnglishman Just buy one instead of coping and seething and dying of heat stroke in a first world country.

It's that time of year again

@GamingAndPandas The Last of Us 2

What is the gayest video game? 🤔

@Aliathewhite I would actually watch it

Historically accurate Athena

@nexta_tv "we found a miraculous, rare animal! Let's kill it immediately!" These people are not compatible with western nations.

Donald Trump will be slaughtered next Tuesday Not the U.S. president — but a 700-kilogram albino buffalo from Bangladesh that was nicknamed “Donald Trump” because of its resemblance to him The animal will be sacrificed in four days during the Muslim holiday of Eid al-Adha

@bryan_johnson @_katetolo "trans vaginal ultrasound" Bros it's over.

Examining Kate’s 1% She has suspected endometriosis. This affects at least 1 in 10 women, likely more. Here she’s getting an ultrasound. Historically you needed surgery just to diagnose it (incisions are made in the abdomen). We're doing a non-invasive route. Typically women live with endometriosis for 7-10 years before being diagnosed. It’s the leading reason women aged 30 to 34 get hysterectomies (permanent surgery to entirely remove the uterus). This condition is where endometrial-like tissue starts growing outside the uterus, in ovaries, bowel, bladder, even the diaphragm. This tissue inflames, scars, and glues organs together. Our first step is to find out if @_katetolo has it. Initial measurements we’re doing: + trans vaginal ultrasound + pelvic MRI w and w/o contrast + hormonal labs All during the early part of her cycle to get the clearest picture. During her ultrasound, a slim probe, about the width of two fingers, 10-12 inches long (although only a small portion is inserted) is covered with a protective sheath and lubricant and gently inserted into the vagina (patient has to empty their bladder first). This creates real-time images of the uterus, ovaries, and surrounding pelvic structures. While inserted, the probe is turned 90 degrees to evaluate all the various structures, angles and views. There is no radiation exposure. The technician is looking for scarring, ovarian cysts, adhesions, and for organs that are fused together with tissue. This ultrasound can confirm endometriosis but it cannot rule it out. What endo does to the body: + 90% report pelvic pain + 50% report severe fatigue + 26% report infertility. However many sources cite 30 to 50 percent. + 50% experience pain during sex. + Many have pain with ovulation, bowel movements, and urination + Severe bloating called “endo belly” where the abdomen visibly distends There are a handful of theories about why endometriosis develops but the honest answer is no one is quite sure. We’ll keep you posted on her results.

The modal “high skilled immigrant” is a software engineer of middling ability whose primary value to an employer is a willingness to accept 60% of the wages of a citizen and cannot quit lest they be deported. It is no wonder Americans soured on this rotten arrangement.

@CBSNews Thank you, God, for making my enemies so incompetent.

A suspect was killed after opening fire on a Secret Service checkpoint outside the White House Saturday evening, a Secret Service spokesperson told CBS News in a statement. President Trump has been briefed on the shooting that occurred outside the White House, a White House official told CBS News. The Secret Service confirmed that the president was at the White House when the incident occurred.

@Lorgarwasright2 This is literally my army.

I think this actually my favourite video, its dumb but I like it

The Trump administration is now telling people who entered the country legally to “go home” and apply for green cards there. These are immigrants already legally working in the United States.   It was never about illegal immigration.

@David_J_Bier @Deepsea879 I voted specifically for them to get out actually.

@Deepsea879 The Americans are sponsoring these people to come

How can Congress not impeach @USCISJoe? Do your job, Joe. He now demands every green card applicant self-deport, so that 1) applicants have to go through a process where courts are barred from nearly any review of consular decisions; and 2) overstays get 10-year barred....

@David_J_Bier A Cato retard is mad about not being able to replace civilized white people with sub-70 IQ uruk-hai. I always knew your organization was a fucking scam.

This admin continues to prove itself to be the most anti-legal immigration admin in US history. The harms this will cause to legal immigrants is incalculable. Impossible to explain how stupid and evil this policy is. It's intended to cost people their jobs and their families.

@PokeDuelsTikTok What do you mean? The red team in Pokemon go literally said in their introduction "we have the strongest pokemon." I was like "well obviously I'm picking that team." I do the same thing with politics.

i'll never understand how someone can simultaneously be a pokemon fan and a trump supporter

@215Hyde @Dianexis I love barebells. I eat them occasionally when I'm too tired to make breakfast.

@Dianexis Especially for the the amount of protein in them. I think I remember some No BS bars or something like that. They're awful. It's not as much protein but barebells taste decent too. There's no way they're good for you because they're like a star crunch lol

$28 lunch