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It's not pity. I just think you deserve better. I think you're pretty spectacular, to be honest. Now eat your burrito.

You need to get my husband out of fucking jail.

You're the guy who makes everyone late to the party cause you have to pick up your ear medication.

You know, when I first came to, I was relieved. I was like... "Well, that's good. I didn't die." Then I was like... "what the fuck now?"

There's a saying in politics. "Never let a good crisis go to waste."

This whole town's like a big fuckin' game of telephone.

I want a good night's sleep.. a good shit.. and several million, clean, from you.

Just think it through, buddy. Fuck!

Go ahead and rain. You dumb bitch.

So... to those intent on leaving a light economic footprint, staying in the cheapest possible places, sucking the tit of this department, while criticizing me in the prosecution of my duties, I say, "Go... to fuckin' Branson."

Well, that will go unfound for a long time.

If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna wash down some heart medicine with a large bourbon.

Then you will have all our blood on your soft little hands, Javi.

God. I used to love to hear you fuckin' talk.

I think you are a ruthless, nasty bitch. I think you have no sense of humor or human fuckin' decency. Now I'm gonna go order those town cars.

As individuals, people are completely unpredictable. Okay? One person making one bet, I couldn't tell you what they're gonna do. But the law of large numbers tells me a million people making a million bets, that is completely predictable, completely ordered.

And I'm sure they're all fine.. specimens of human...

And quarter-wits need to take their advice and shove it before what's left of their brains leaks out.

In the history of moving, have you ever been contracted to drop someone's shit on the front yard?

Anyone else got shit to say about my daddy?