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"Go to the ant, you sluggard; consider its ways and be wise! It has no commander, no overseer or ruler, yet it stores its provisions in summer and gathers its food at harvest" - Proverbs 6:6-8
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NAIROBI, KENYA 参加日 Mart 2011
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@sugarwithvenom Men feel emasculated when women demand for dihh
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Naona vile mnashare hizo screenshots za women asking for D like it's a big deal😂👀...
I've always thought its normal, ke?😭Walai if my old chats ever get exposed sijui nitajificha wapi🤣
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And you know this how?
Sell Dalot.(Pk.)@wuodvasha
@sugarwithvenom Men feel emasculated when women demand for dihh
Bondo, Kenya 🇰🇪 English
Our Girls...
Our women...
In football...
Are doing very well
Harambee Starlets@StarletsKE
A 5 star performance 🤩 #JuniorStarlets
Bondo, Kenya 🇰🇪 English
@MartinnaMaree I like my steak lean..... So, hebu🫣😍
Bondo, Kenya 🇰🇪 English
You can join them @bakhita_esther and make it
Bakhita Esther@bakhita_esther
When will we see gender equality in this team ?
Bondo, Kenya 🇰🇪 English
Bondo, Kenya 🇰🇪 English
I am told that In Kenya this is a normal occurrence. Women coaches are in charge of all men's outfits without a need to make it seem like an out of the ordinary phenomenon
The folks who report on Kenyan Football have never seen the need to shine a light on it coz it's normal
Seb Kowalke@SebKowalke
oh no, Marie-Louise Eta lost her first match. Meanwhile, her sacked predecessor lost 7 of his last 11 matches in charge. Anyone who judges a coach on one match doesn't know ball. Even 5 matches is too short of a sample size, but if they win or even just draw against RB Leipzig next week, the world looks a whole lot different.
Bondo, Kenya 🇰🇪 English
Bondo, Kenya 🇰🇪 English
oh no, Marie-Louise Eta lost her first match.
Meanwhile, her sacked predecessor lost 7 of his last 11 matches in charge.
Anyone who judges a coach on one match doesn't know ball. Even 5 matches is too short of a sample size, but if they win or even just draw against RB Leipzig next week, the world looks a whole lot different.
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Go Starlets Go!!
Zachary Oguda@zaxoguda
When Australia was here the other day, everyone saw the excitement; fans and journalists crowding around their players after the match. That’s what happens when you come face-to-face with players you admire. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again—we have a strong pool of young ladies who can reach those levels very soon. It’s only a matter of time. But to get there faster, we must invest properly in women’s football. We were at the World Cup not too long ago, and this is another opportunity to push for a return. Consistency at that level will do a lot for our game. It opens doors for these players to build real careers and puts our football on the map for scouts and global attention. This is the moment to support them. Let’s turn up in numbers tomorrow and back these girls. Tickets ni 50 bob tu👉 tinyurl.com/3dxce8f5 @pepeta_ke #FIFAU17WWCQ
Bondo, Kenya 🇰🇪 English
@MartinnaMaree ..but I'm not complaining🫣😁😁
These streets have made me confirm what we used to be told 'ule utaoa bado hajazaliwa', coz tell me why 25, 26, 27 year olds ndiyo wanani..... Ama acha tuu🫢
Bondo, Kenya 🇰🇪 English
1. The River and The Source (It was the 1st time it had been made a set book)
2. The Winner and Other Short Stories
3. Visiki
4. Amezidi
5. Siku Njema (1st round as a set book)
6. The Burdens (Must have been the 2nd round as a set book)
LANDLORD🇰🇪@bozgabi
Without revealing your age, Which set books did you do in Highschool?
Bondo, Kenya 🇰🇪 English
Kenol Gang and their sympathizers hawaamini Kuna regions zinaweza register more voters than their Privileged Murima brains can imagine.
IEBC@IEBCKenya
Press Release A NATION RISING: STATUS UPDATE OF ENHANCED CONTINUOUS VOTER REGISTRATION (ECVR) AS AT THURSDAY, 16TH APRIL 2026 1. As we enter the final stretch of the Enhanced Continuous Voter Registration (ECVR) exercise, the Independent Electoral and Boundaries Commission (IEBC) is filled with a profound sense of pride and purpose. Since the launch of this national drive on 30th March 2026, we have not only witnessed numbers being added on the Register, but also the unmistakable heartbeat of a nation resolute in shaping its own democratic destiny. Celebrating Our New Voters: A Growing Force for Democracy 2. The Commission extends its deepest gratitude to the 1,370,930 Kenyans who have registered as new voters since the commencement of ECVR on 30th March 2026 to 16thApril 2026. Since the last update of 9th April 2026, the Commission has recorded an increase of 495,429 new registrations - many of them are young first-time voters signaling their commitment to participate in the electoral process. i. New registered voters: The number of new registered voters since the beginning of ECVR on 30th March 2026 to 16th April 2026 is 1,370,930. Therefore, since the last update of 9th April 2026, the Commission has recorded an increase of 495,429 new voters. ii. Transfers: 92,602 iii. Change/update of particulars: 1,969 3. From the bustling streets of Nairobi to the remote reaches of Kwale, where even elders aged over 80 have come forward to register, the message is clear: Kenya is ready. This surge in registration is a strong affirmation of confidence and faith in our democracy. To those who joined the Register this week: You are no longer observers; you are now the architects of Kenya’s future… wazalendo wa kweli. Congratulations! 4. Upon conclusion of ECVR on 28th April 2026, the Commission will revert to office-based registration. The Commission cautions that the standard Constituency-based CVR presents access challenges, particularly for citizens in marginalized and far-flung regions as well as for Persons with Disabilities (PWDs). This ECVR presents a window for accessible service and eligible Kenyans are urged to take advantage of it while it remains open. A Patriotic Call to Action: Secure the 2027 General Election 5. With only 11 days remaining, the Commission calls upon all eligible Kenyans who are yet to register, to take advantage of of this opportunity and contribute to an inclusive and representative voter register. The 2027 General Election will be a defining moment for our republic. As the saying goes, “One who refuses or fails to vote loses the right to complain about the outcome of the election.” Strengthening democracy is a shared national obligation, and voter registration is a critical first step. By registering, the citizens safeguard their constitutional right to participate in the electoral process. 6. Save for kits at the constituency offices, all kits are open to register Kenyans to their preferred electoral areas. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO TRAVEL HOME TO REGISTER AS A VOTER. Visit any nearest registration centre and our staff will guide and assist you through the process. Our Commitment to You 7. The Commission remains firmly dedicated to a transparent, credible and high-integrity process. We have extended our reach to the Ward level to ensure every single vote is protected by a credible Register of Voters. Existing voters are encouraged to confirm their details via our online portal at verify@iebc.or.ke.
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@Mkenya005 @pksalasya Exactly.
Kuna weirdos huku bana..
Bondo, Kenya 🇰🇪 Filipino
@pksalasya I cover her with the blood of Jesus Christ...mkuu tl kuna wachawi,sio wote wanakutakia mazuri..
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My daughter ni fire 🔥 wewe nimesema utakuwa daktari by that time nitakuwa president doctors in kenya will be highly paid by that time because kenya will be like India in matters health .You will be a surgeon my daughter i have already blessed you .siku nilipigwa nyayo mamake alikuja kunipigia pole kwa apartment na ndio siku alipatikana hiyo kichapo ilikuwa na blessing kubwa sana 😂 😆 😂 😆 😂 😆
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@pksalasya She's a beautiful baby and as they say, From your mouth to God's ears.... She will become what you pray for her.
Bondo, Kenya 🇰🇪 English
@GeophreyZen @pksalasya Now, you're very weird.
Making such a comment under a baby's photo..... Kaka, is everything okay at home?
Bondo, Kenya 🇰🇪 English
@pksalasya Naomba she doesn't inherit your weird personality, otherwise I'd marry her in exactly two decades from the moment of this tweet.
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@ashleik_ I love your art.
I may just get in touch so that we explore the possibility of you designing my next album's cover.
kiki@ashleik_
Because I really lived in this color for a while💕
Bondo, Kenya 🇰🇪 English
Lakini imenasa.
You have a very beautiful smile
kiki@ashleik_
Y’all are doing CSI over a picture lol, it’s not that deep 😭 It’s a salvaged car our dad bought for us...stop projecting your weird insecurities!
Bondo, Kenya 🇰🇪 English