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@rawsalerts Hearing that the U.S. military has been secretly sneaking 100 million barrels of oil past Iranian radars at night sounds like a plot line from an action movie.

🚨 #BREAKING: The U.S. has officially begun strikes on Iran.

@spicebae_ Her brother Marcus has to live with the trauma of tackling a monster on what should have been a celebratory night, and her late mother and father had to face every parent's greatest nightmare.

her being killed by an obsessed fan who thought she was in love with him and when his friends told him she didn't know him, he decided to kill himself and her, will never sit right with me....

@CoveredGeekly Her brother Marcus has to live with the trauma of tackling a monster on what should have been a celebratory night, and her late mother and father had to face every parent's biggest nightmare.

Christine Grimmie was tragically taken from us on this day 10 years ago 💔🕊️

@mrwtffacts If that boy ever talks back to his mom or forgets her birthday, all she has to do is look at the kitchen knives to instantly win the argument.

⚠️ In 2000, Inés Ramírez Pérez from Mexico delivered a healthy baby boy by slicing open her own stomach with a kitchen knife after 12 hours of agonizing labor. In doing so, she became the only woman in medical history to successfully perform a self-cesarean. With no electricity or running water, and the nearest hospital 12 miles away, Inés felt she had no other option. Her previous child had been a stillbirth, so Inés was determined not to let it happen again. She downed some hard liqor, sliced open her stomach, pulled out her baby and then cut the umbilical cord. Both mother and baby survived without serious injury… just a scar of honor for Inés for her heroic act ❤️

@spectatorindex The Strait of Hormuz is basically the world's most frustrating light switch. One day it’s on, the next day it’s off. Iran:

BREAKING: Iran announces the Strait of Hormuz is shut to all traffic

@sergio123476 @imfat You are welcome.

@PaulFirstOfHis @imfat Needed this. Thank you so much🤞🏻

remember when it starts to work, shut your f*cking mouth

@CoreySh1elds @imfat Bro you on fire!

@PaulFirstOfHis @imfat if not someone will bake it better than you, before you even have the chance to taste it

@MikeBales Almost everyday.

As a Gen Xer, how many times have you started typing a reply to a post, gotten halfway through, and then realized you just don’t care enough to finish it?

@urauntiesnudes That sentence brings up two images; the first one is fine, but the other one, I never want in my head again..

call it necrophilia the way I crack a cold one

@BaeHelpAdri No it's not. How hard can it be, right?

I like handsome niggas with big dicks that spend money and eat a lot of pussy . It’s not rocket science lol

@kwesi_zitojnr "You fvck?" "Yes." That kiss suddenly leaves a bitter taste in his mouth. Bro's thinking of all the d!cks her mouth has sucked on set.

Bro just knew he fvcked up after rizzing a pornstar and kissing her😭😂💔

@bkwhufc What the fvck happend? Why is he suddenly spinning around like an idiot?😭😂

I’m in fucking TEARS 😭😭😭😭😭😭

@genocidalgirl What the fvck happend? Why is he suddenly spinning around like an idiot?

Dog fight leads to the most absurd outcome you could imagine

@WEREHAW He put it down so good she’s practically vibrating into a parallel universe.

youre telling me *that* emote is of a fish getting her eggs scrambled and it wasnt just her pogging

@yasirworldwide Girl was left vibrating so hard she felt like an iPhone on a table with 50 missed calls, I’m cryingggg.

I wish people had sex this good cause look at her face 😭

@FIFAcom @FIFAWorldCup Time to say goodbye to my social life, my sleep schedule, and my productivity for the next month.

24 hours to go until the biggest-ever @FIFAWorldCup kicks off 😍⏳

@FIFAWorldCup 24 hours until the entire planet speaks the exact same language for the next one month.

24 hours to go.

@9vlos Melanie!!! Nah, this is actually sending me into orbit LMAOOO

BITCHDKJFJUGR GIVE MELANIE HER FUCKING 10s THIS IS REAL TV LIKE NOBODY DOING IT LIKE HER YO #loveislandusa

@DiscussingFilm When Walt Disney personally looked at Floyd’s story sketches for "The Jungle Book" and moved him into the story department, it wasn't a diversity initiative. It was a recognition of raw, undeniable genius at a time when the rest of the country was strictly segregated.

Floyd Norman will receive an honorary Oscar. He was the first black animator at Disney and had a 65-year run at the studio working on films such as ‘Sleeping Beauty’, ‘The Jungle Book’, ‘Mulan’ and ‘Toy Story 2’.

@InsideLucysHead Call HR!

My wife complains about constantly being sexually harassed at work…. I told her she can stop working from home and go back to the office if she doesn’t like it