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THE NORMIE CONVERGENCE THEORY: By now, many of you are familiar with this greentext about how the internet has allowed people to become weirder, but I contend that the opposite is also true— that the internet has smoothed over the possibility of uniqueness in the normie. 1/11

@t_biglarp8 @Moth865 But why does that matter? Why would you spend $80 to play a worse version of a perfect game when you could just play the perfect version right now? It being better than most modern games (i agree) still doesn’t make it worth playing if there’s a better version that already exists

@PhotogenicMem @Moth865 That does not really change anything. I can go play OG right now and i will also be able to play OG after. 3D is annoying to play. And the bar is Oot. Even if its a worse Oot its gonna be better then most games coming out right now lets be honest.

Look at the replies to this post. The industry is genuinely done for.

@t_biglarp8 @Moth865 You can just play the original or the 3DS version right now. This new one won’t be better than those, or even close to as good or soulful, and everyone knows it

@PhotogenicMem @Moth865 Even if they butcher it comparing it to the original will bring me more joy then any game that has released within the last 10 years I cannot trust random people to test differences for me. They wont check for the same niche shit as me.

@brigdeoverstyx @Pearlita3000

@Pearlita3000 @PhotogenicMem How many fingers am I holding up?

@t_biglarp8 @Moth865 Why would you buy this?

@Moth865 There is almost zero chance i dont buy this but holy shit is it extremely dangerous to spout that you will buy it even at a insane price why are they giving companies the green light to raise prices even above current standard? Even if its true lie and say you want a lower price

@broncoblanc @LoungeLizard72 Yep. Bingo.

@PhotogenicMem @LoungeLizard72 Rachel 😏

@LoungeLizard72 You’re never gonna keep me down.

@PhotogenicMem Tubthumping sucks bro genuinely take your own life

@revenant_MMXX Modern gaming is also Just That Bad that a middling turn based game with a dodge roll stapled to it was enough to climb to “goats of the decade.” That shit wouldn’t be one of the goats of the month in the aughts

Expedition 33 was lauded as one of the gaming goats of the decade because it's built around feelgood parryshit (hardcore gaming), has hours of cutscenes (no gay reading, epic), and doesn't look like anime (cringe)

@L0m3z Relationships

Risking everything. Putting it all on the line. I enjoy Haim.

@Negen_11 No 💔 currently 11:05 EDT

@PhotogenicMem You in LA?

I’m gonna spend Friday night indoors alone and probably do nothing. Life doesn’t get any better does it?

@kenya_megami @TakebaSweep How is HE racist when YOU’RE the one who blackwashed Rise

@TakebaSweep ain’t you a racist

Everything they said about midaphor is correct and true btw (by the way)

@Gravantus It’s For You dawg it’s lit

The "For You" page is now just "here's your daily random snuff film, taken on a cell phone."

@BottomGroyper C1W5!

Pick One Per Row

@culturedgrug69 Problem, libtard?

If you’re in a good mood at work you’re going to burn in hell for eternity

@TakebaSweep If the world is in favor of Metaphor, than I am against the world.

If Metaphor has 100,000 haters, than I am one of them If Metaphor has 1,000 haters, than I am one of them If Metaphor has 100 haters, than I am one of them If Metaphor has 1 hater, then it is me If Metaphor has 0 haters, then I am no longer alive…

@Moth865 God the old P3 art style is so much better than the modern slick anime look

Great year for gaming all around

@SneakKing2006 Pretty sure this gravestone is AI generated. Look at the pictures

The Catholic Church as an organization is in par with isis or the Taliban. They’re terrorists who need to be imprisoned. If you’re stupid enough to let your religious beliefs boss you around, then you’re also part of the problem. March on the Vatican with the army.